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I’m such a good team player, I make all the other team players look like garbage

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Time to go - better things to do! Happy new year ❤️

[Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn]

I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him

[Oliver Jones @oliverjones]

Tonight I discovered that my daughter, who is 17, has lived her whole life believing that the name of the singer of The Rolling Stones is McJagger.

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

Retweet for a chance to win a couple of guest list passes for our show with The Libertines on Brighton beach

Winner picked at random at 8am on Tuesday morning.

Maybe see you there 👊

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@DarktideComms 🐩🐩🐩

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@Diablo I am no milkmaid

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@FFScout Son Heung-Mince pie

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@Heath_cb @IronDukeMusic In that case, you’d think a mince pie would be a real treat

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@Heath_cb @IronDukeMusic I can’t imagine you’re encountering a massive amount of mince pies in Kenya

[I'm @Ketanjoshi.co on Bluesky @KetanJ0]

Here's the most awkward custom search function I've ever created: everyone you follow, who's also paid Elon $8 for a dodgy tick

The Search Of Shame

https://t.co/T4vGwtpjgh

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I think you mean “for free”, right?

I’ll pass, thanks

[Rebecca Ryder 💙 @rebecca_ryder21]

A french TV show invited guests onto a panel, all of whom had an unusual laugh type.

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@WWE @DanielBashford

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“If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game #RyanGiggs, break out the L-word.”

“Legs?”

“The other L-word.”

“…Legs?”

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.@DanielBashford

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Got caught short at my new boyfriend's place but he was in the shower so I shat in his kitchen bin. I broke up with him while we were out that night just so I wouldn't have to face the music. Sorry Daniel you were actually quite nice

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@PhilHay_ It’s fun to play at the YMCA

[Newell's Old Boys - English News @Newells_en]

Kick-off is being delayed as the referee is briefed by the Head of Security. A number of grenades that were thrown onto the pitch have made holes in the pitch. #Newells #ClásicoRosarino #CopaBinance