Roe💎

Heavy on the present moment. It’s all I’ve got!

[Ayo @Subtlychaoticc]

I wasn’t even looking for anything. That’s the funny part.

I went to his place like a normal girlfriend. Everything was calm. He was in the kitchen, I was in the room, and his dog was just staring at me like it had something to say. This dog doesn’t even like me like that, so I was already confused.

Next thing, it stood up, started walking, then turned back to check if I was following. I don’t know why I followed it, curiosity sha. It took me straight to his wardrobe.

I even laughed and said, “what is inside here?” The dog scratched the wardrobe door.

At that point I knew this was weird.

I opened it.

Tell me why the first thing I saw was a bright pink satin bonnet I have NEVER seen before in my life. Not mine. Not anything I’ve ever worn. Not even my style.

My heart didn’t even break yet, I was just confused. I picked it up and just stood there staring like explanation would appear. The dog sat beside me… watching… waiting… like it had been waiting for this moment.

He walked in and saw me holding it.

Silence.

I asked calmly, “whose bonnet is this?”

This man looked me in my eyes and said, “my cousin’s.”

I didn’t shout. I just turned and looked at the dog.

The dog barked immediately.

No hesitation.

That bark finished me 😭

Because why did it sound like “this man is lying”??

I asked him again. Same answer. “My cousin.”

I dropped the bonnet back, closed the wardrobe, and carried my bag. No drama.

The dog followed me to the door.

Now the craziest part?

As I was leaving, the dog didn’t follow him. It followed ME outside and stood there like it was making sure I actually left.

That was when it hit me.

Even the dog was tired of his nonsense.

I didn’t argue. I didn’t cry there. I just left with my dignity and one solid realization:

If a man is cheating, sometimes the only honest one in the house is the pet.

[Roe💎 @roe_zay]

Yes!

[♕ 𝑭𝒂𝒊𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑩. ♕ @boldoopsie]

Ok hear me out

[Roe💎 @roe_zay]

Summer renaissance, it was fun my baby

[JONATHAN @Jonathzn]

One Renaissance song MUST GO!
Which one are you choosing?

[Mbali 🌸 @SisMbali__]

I love how my husband doesn’t ask a lot of questions about meals 😂 If it’s 7 colours he will eat and enjoy. If it’s boerewors rolls on a random weekday he will also eat and enjoy without questions. He takes whatever I have the capacity to give and I really appreciate that 🥹❤️

[Roe💎 @roe_zay]

@tanaka_phil Congratulations lil bro

[Roe💎 @roe_zay]

@Cosyluv_ @Taku_Nemaz 😂😂😂

[Roe💎 @roe_zay]

@ToetyRell10 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[• @WordsCocoon]

quick reminder...

[• @WordsCocoon]

august 6, tuesday...

[neya 🌷 @lilybilysily]

I want this omg

[DAVID OYIN @steezy10_]

When you start avoiding your friends.

[Manny @Mr_Nkay]

One thing I’m struggling with is the amount of advice on social media. It’s just too much. You consciously have to just skip a lot of the content so your mind isn’t jumbled up with everything pulling you in different directions.

[Roe💎 @roe_zay]

@Lexual__ Plastic off the sofa

[Roe💎 @roe_zay]

@tariroc_ Haha girl this is me lol. The blessing comes with a responsibility

[Roe💎 @roe_zay]

ATE 🤌🏾

[Roe💎 @roe_zay]

@mjmutwin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ms. king @kingeniola]

My boyfriend introduced me to ease. That man takes such good care of me and everything concerning me.

[Roe💎 @roe_zay]

@zakayoooo @mjmutwin 😂😂😂😂😂 listen 🤭

[Roe💎 @roe_zay]

Yho my battery 😭😭😭

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

So everyone’s volume button is malfunctioning, phones are overheating and battery is draining quickly, right?