Bingobongo

seitan’s himstress

[… @lurkmenistan69]

oh ur a fan of me? name 3 of the times i tried to kill myself

[Bingobongo @roebloat]

Your advice is also rude and unwarranted. Stop telling neurodivergent ppl to “drink more water” or “get more rest” You don’t know more than us. You actually know wayyy less and u sound like an asshole

[Bingobongo @roebloat]

Y’all need to chill the fuck out with your “anything you need I’m here for you” when u hear about my hidden disabilities. Cuz you don’t and you won’t

[Bingobongo @roebloat]

What I have can be serious, sure, but unless you’re the medical professionals controlling my care, literally stfu

[Bingobongo @roebloat]

You can’t “save” me or “fix” it because I’m not broken. Like?? Go away. Stop being shooketh.

[Bingobongo @roebloat]

You wouldn’t grill a diabetic about their diabetes, so why are u grilling me? Cuz ur curious about ~mental illness~ and have a weird savior complex

[Henrik Blix @henrikontheweb]

I can’t explain it but I’m afraid Rami Malik can see me through the tv

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

Stop the damn #Oscars broadcast and drag a red table onto the stage because we need to TALK.

[Malik☂️ @maliktheoracle]

Will Smith be like “I got in 2 little fights and my mom got scared”

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

How old you gotta be to start really enjoying trains? I feel like I’m getting there early.

[minister of henjoyment @NerishaPenrose]

NOT HIM WINNING AN OSCAR AFTER ALL THAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 plssss i can’t breathe

[minister of henjoyment @NerishaPenrose]

I AM YELLINGGGGGGGGGG LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

How to identify rams in the wild:

[tortured (r)soul aka sugar boy @richiewils]

Slowly killing myself just to stay alive.

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

let’s normalize going back into the closet!

[Bingobongo @roebloat]

When will the suffering end? - me during exercise

And also daily existence

[Bingobongo @roebloat]

@Nick_Offerman Seal and a donkey

[Bingobongo @roebloat]

Ready to shuffle off this mortal coil

[J(enna) Wortham @jennydeluxe]

someone told me LA is shitty heaven and NY is fun hell and it makes me chuckle every time I think about it

[Bingobongo @roebloat]

@PFTompkins Bacon