Typhoon of Sharks 🦈

Scientist, geek and terrible musician 🙃

Biophysical microbiologist. I like gaming, craft beer, philosophy, music, building models and golf.

[Typhoon of Sharks 🦈 @roeg857]

@EburyPublishing Mark Cavendish ‘Believe’ clearly not proof read well - page 83 states ‘Castle Douglas in Cumbria’ but this town is in Scotland, not England (Dumfries and Galloway)!

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@shopsmartsavers this is just a bunch of adverts shoved into a semblance of a TV show.

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@bengoldacre why in your books do you write ‘Aids’ and not ‘AIDS’? It’s an acronym! I wouldn’t be surprised if the publishers ‘corrected this’ to the wrong version but even so, it’s frustrating to see this error in a book about science errors.

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@DynoUK awful service - outsourcing is truly the end of humanity.

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@Dominos_UK have you actually got rid of the double decadence again?! If so, I’m not a customer anymore 😢.

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@ScotlandNT why do you always pass back? It was up at the goals and yet you brought it back to the wrong side! What is this habit of never pressing forward and always somehow passing the ball the wrong way. It’s frustrating.

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@Eurovision why do you make such a song and dance about the jury vote? Show us the public vote!

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@rocketgirlmd just wanted to say that I just finished When breath becomes air and it’s truly one of the most amazing books I have read - it’s heartbreaking but also inspiring. Never have I been moved by a book before but I will now recommend this to everyone.

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@BirdandBlendTea a tea advent calendar and so far no actual tea…I hope the rest is full of black tea and no more of these herbal ‘infusions’!

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@Channel4 why in your competition during the Scotland Vs England game is it an England t shirt you can win? We are the UK and it’s both teams so Scotland should at least be offered here…positively puts me off entering even with the prize money!

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@Halfords_uk your ‘32 point free bike health check’ consisted of a member of your staff looking at my bike then saying ‘that will be £60’. Not exactly the health check I was expecting….

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@Eurovision dullest song wins again. Maybe next year we could perhaps have no boring ballads and maybe get back to the fun that Eurovision should be? I actually fell asleep in the middle.

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I don’t understand what’s wrong with people and how small minded they have to be to celebrate an institution that sucks up tax money at a time when people can’t afford to feed their children. #AbolishTheMonarchy

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@HeyClay_ I am missing a colour from my birds pack…we only have 14 tubs of clay and one is empty. I believe it’s the light brown we are missing but not totally sure. Regardless one is missing!

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@richardosman please get your editors on House of Games to stop showing the contestants instead of the question…we miss half the question to see them writing 🙄.

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@RyanHoliday you seem to think (I am reading your most recent book) that England and Britain are the same thing. Remember, there are other nations in the UK that are not England. This mistake gets tedious.

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@RishiSunak The NHS is broken right now - fix it right now. Stop pretending other things matter. This is all that matters. It’s urgent and needs all government attention until it is fixed.

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@TonysChocoUK_IE too many dark chocolates in your advent. Lots of people dislike dark chocolate (especially kids!) so maybe an idea for next year of having a milk chocolate one (plus another option for dark chocolate-lovers) on its own, would be worth doing next year?

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Anyone with any respect for humanity should boycott this World Cup. A country that kills people just for loving someone doesn’t deserve to be on the international stage.

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@richardosman please get your cameras on house of games to show the questions and stop showing the contestants - we want to see the pictures etc for more than 2 seconds!