Dear ICE,
I am an illegal alien who voted 22x so far today.
My name is Flávio Nantes Bolsonaro, and my brother Eduardo Bolsonaro and I are waiting for you.
Come and get us.
About 24 hours from now... Fox News is suddenly going to remember that the National Debt has ballooned to over $40 TRILLION, and they're going to expect the Democrats to fix that
Brazil is such a fascinating place. You have a bad ass trans congresswoman, body slamming an arrogant right winger who has butthole shaving tutorials on YouTube. You can’t make this shit up.
The trump administration called the baby a dangerous criminal and detained him while giving a visa and a warm welcome to an actual criminal from Brazil.
Flavio Bolsonaro, I hear you have never worked a day in your life. Now that Brazil is working to freeze your assets, it appears you now seek to be a leech on the American taxpayer’s dime. That won’t fly here. You see, there’s an election here in a few days, and just like you, the right-wing traitors will see a historic defeat. I feel very confident that Democrats will use their new mandate to defund your new luxury life here, while you await deportation, so we can spend it on more important things, like *our* health care. *Our* children deserve to go to a doctor more than your jet-setting. Then, for the first time ever, you will have to get a job, but if we Americans have it our way, no one will hire you. Your dad’s Trump and Rubio’s grift of the American taxpayer is coming to an end real soon! Your deportation will follow. Enjoy!