yungbuck

addicted to the shindig

[yungbuck @roethatbuck]

kinda wanna be a functioning member of society, mostly wanna dread my hair & live in the woods

[Rebecca Weiser @rebweis]

crazy that u can have a job where u are responsible for saving a human life or u can have a job where u need to send an email but dont

[Mr. Greedy @sux2suk__]

She doofed on my shmirtz now she incorporating my evil

[salem @vodkaoatmilk]

a blunt would never force trauma

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

29-year-old Christian Eriksen went into Sudden Cardiac Arrest on the soccer field in front of the entire world today.

His life was saved because he got immediate CPR and defibrillation.

This can happen to literally anyone, anytime, anywhere.

Life is precious. Learn CPR.

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

all of you wouldn’t shut up about how you were going to get drunk at chili’s once you were vaccinated and i haven’t seen a SINGLE ONE OF YOU THERE

frauds. fucking frauds. trying to eat my mix and match fajitas rn but my tears keep dripping in and sizzling too loud

[Sam 🇭🇹 @hoodcuIture]

Breaking 6 month celibacy for trash sex is my villain origin story. I had no choice but to ruin everyone’s day

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

how grimes thinks AI works: peace, utopia

how AI actually works: we trained a neural network to make workout playlists from smartwatch data and it learned racism somehow

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

championships 2021

[ghosthoney @tylergaca]

if anyone ever wants to play mermaids in the pool with me I just want to clarify now that my tail is dark blue and I can summon storms with my mind I call dibs

[H1SLIM #PTBAG @h1slim]

The amount of shit that woulda flew out my ass

[Brandon Follick @follickacid]

My apartment is overdue for a deep cleaning, if anyone wants to give me a writing deadline

[Jack @GayLaVie]

I regret getting the vaccine. I am now having too much fun and spending too much money.

[Birds Aren't Real @birdsarentreal]

there’s no way a sane stable human being can say this is legit lol

[AT @primediscussion]

I try to fight what y’all say about geminis, but the case been made.