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This simulation wild - Parody

[BBB 🧠 @roethlisburner]

@JoeBiden You’ll be sleep

[Himanshu Kumar @codewithimanshu]

This guy fed Claude Fable 5 the winning Polymarket quant bot and scaled it to $288,872 profit.

This wallet prints $6,878 per day on average since April 30.

30 trades per hour. 42 days straight. BTC Up/Down markets only.

30,670 total predictions. 56% accuracy.

Deposited $54.3K. Now sitting at +531.8% ROI.

The system is dead simple:

→ Spots when short-term pricing breaks from fair value
→ Enters before the market corrects the spread
→ Repeats the exact same pattern across hundreds of entries
→ Single trade profit means nothing, volume is the edge

Biggest wins:

$2,851 → $7,332 (+$4,480, +157%)
$881 → $4,756 (+$3,874, +439%)
$3,455 → $6,319 (+$2,864, +82%)

Not chasing home runs.

Just exploiting tiny pricing gaps at brutal frequency until the PnL curve only goes one direction.

A repeatable micro-window system that converts mispricing into compounding profit.

You only need Claude + device + 1 hour to deploy.

Giving this free for 24 hours.

To get it:

1. Comment the word "polymarket"
2. Like and retweet this
3. Follow me @codewithimanshu so I can DM you

Save this post. Build the bot this week. Start with $500. Scale on evidence.

[BBB 🧠 @roethlisburner]

@codewithimanshu Polymarket

[BBB 🧠 @roethlisburner]

“ribbed” my dad

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

Need a ruling here.

Did Ben Mintz write this tweet?

[BBB 🧠 @roethlisburner]

@BurnerFriggin Fair counter point

[BBB 🧠 @roethlisburner]

The places being named just makes me realize how terrible of a food city Pittsburgh really is.

[Matt Miller @nfldraftscout]

My post-Draft tradition is a good meal and drinks at a local establishment.

Where's the spot in Pittsburgh? @PatMcAfeeShow?

[BBB 🧠 @roethlisburner]

it's a compliment u fucking moron

[Dan Dakich @dandakich]

“End Racism”
“It takes all of us”

[BBB 🧠 @roethlisburner]

I will never understand how premiums for options can increase when price is moving in opposite direction... $WDC

[BBB 🧠 @roethlisburner]

@PardonMyTake Max celebrating ofc

[BBB 🧠 @roethlisburner]

BK CEO is really that fucking dude…

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

PICK YOUR FIGHTER... BURGER BOSS EDITION

[BBB 🧠 @roethlisburner]

Still don’t know why we compare an 18 year old to an 11 year old. Eggs the best true child actor in then GOT universe

[✟𝑩𝑳𝑽𝑪𝑲✦𝑮✟ @0laribiwa]

LET’S FINALLY SETTLE THIS

Best child actor in Westeros — who’s taking the crown?

[BBB 🧠 @roethlisburner]

He could have been Kevin Baelish

[Westeros Central @WesterosCentral]

Sources inside Houston’s organization are growing increasingly wary that Kevin of House Durant has not sent a single raven in over five days.

(via, Varys)

[BBB 🧠 @roethlisburner]

@BarstoolBanks

[BBB 🧠 @roethlisburner]

@theereal_one How is Harry actually the chosen one? Because he had to die to kill Voldemort?

[BBB 🧠 @roethlisburner]

@babyfacekillah1 @OmarKelly Been doing this for some time…

[BBB 🧠 @roethlisburner]

Don’t get me wrong this probably isn’t true and I like Aaron jones as a player… but I’m getting tired of the same type of signings every year.

[NFL Rumors @nflrums]

🚨🚨 NFL RUMORS

#Steelers are expected to have interest in #Vikings RB Aaron Jones.

Rodgers and Jones both played for Mike McCarthy

[BBB 🧠 @roethlisburner]

@babyfacekillah1 Classic.

[BBB 🧠 @roethlisburner]

@housethedragons 10

[BBB 🧠 @roethlisburner]

Not sure what electrician is making 65k in 2026… not sure that’s accurate

[Trader Theory @tradertheory]

Average salary by job:

Lawyer: $163,770
Registered Nurse: $89,010
Accountant: $86,740
Farmer: $83,790
Police Officer: $71,380
Electrician: $65,280
Retail Trader: $-1,482

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[BBB 🧠 @roethlisburner]

Browns Super Bowl ever year is beating a singular team

[OhiosHottestWhiteBoy @WhiteBoyOH]

@BartleDood @ThePoniExpress Including beating your sorry ass team lol

[BBB 🧠 @roethlisburner]

@MarkHen11254156 @Ihartitz Also was one of the highest graded college qb prospects in years… I don’t think Mendoza or Moore are viewed even remotely similar as prospects to burrow