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[Jonroffe @roffe75]

@eurofootcom @tvdellosport Yes Jose, you and your team were a "f**king disgrace" taking shithousery to new levels in a showpiece final because you knew you couldn't win if you let an actual football match break out on the pitch. Turns out you couldn't win when you didn't either. Never mind eh?

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@IanDunt "Alexa.....play 'Tramp the dirt down' by Elvis Costello."

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@mrjamesob "Ooh, ooh......I know......let's name ourselves after a forgettable 1983 movie starring Michael Douglas and Sharon Gless, the blonde one out of Cagney and Lacey."

"Mark 'Gino' Francois, you've come up trumps again....genius!"

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

10 days ago I sent Chancellor @Jeremy_Hunt a letter (below) asking him to postpone the govt's 20% increase in energy bills on 1 April.

Since, SEVENTY major charities (below), & the energy industry trade body have signed up to support the letter.

IF YOU SUPPORT THE CALL PLS RT

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@mrjamesob @CliveMyrieBBC Jane Austen you plum!

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@cjmerrick1 @Feargal_Sharkey @mrjamesob "Nick, you killed Kenny... I mean Kylie."

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@mrjamesob Oh Andy.

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@mrjamesob Collette from Portsmouth #lovetothefamily

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@IanDunt Try 'Soft & Quiet'.....puts you off kilter from the get go then escalates at an exponential rate, The worst thing being you know these women really do exist in Trump-era America. It's a truly brutal one take outlier.

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@mrjamesob Ratched made flesh only angrier and thicker. It blows my mind she was actually a nurse once.

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@GeorgeTakei

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@jimmyrabbite786 @mrjamesob Seeing as the PoL official video depicts the 3 Kings of the Orient, Shepherds watching their flocks by night, Joseph leading Mary to a manger on a little donkey, the star of Bethlehem and the birth of JC..... I'd lean toward it being a Christmas song.

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@PickardJE @mrjamesob

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#MOTDTop10 Greatest world cup goals suggestions -
Best individual goal not included: Maxi Rodriguez's chest trap and left foot volley for Argentina v Mexico 2006
Best team goal not ncluded: Esteban Cambiasso (36 poetic passes) for Argentina v Serbia 2006

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@ProfBrianCox 29 feet per second regardless of whether Tufty is dropping 10 feet or a 1000, so about 20mph.....or you could ask Scrat from Ice Age. He achieves a lot of TV chasing that nut.

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@IanDunt The go home secretary with the stay away in the first place face.

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@mrjamesob "... and your specialist subject is?"

" The dishonesty of oxygen thief and Ottoman tennis prodigy, Alexander Boris De Pfeffel Kemal, 1964 to present".

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@mrjamesob Sir Les Patterson vibes.

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@mrjamesob Brian Clough at Leeds springs to mind.

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@DrSianArmstrong @mrjamesob @LBC I'm getting Rick Wakeman vibes. 🎹