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I am the hero Bolton deserves.

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???

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Panama really have a player called Fidel Escobar...

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Why do the refs in this world cup always end extra time so early?

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Fuck me, forgot how long Qatar's anthem is. Lasts forever.

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Canada have won me over here, really entertaining team to watch.

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@Stealth40k What's your guess for the final reveal? We probably need a zelda game before the end of the year.

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Why would the ref give the corner then blow the whistle for half-time?
Master ragebait.

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I've seen a lot of shite England performances but not sure I've ever seen one play such boring football.

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Saw some women in Burquas today and it got me thinking. Do conservative Muslims see their future wives without the burqua before marriage? Or is it like opening a Fifa ultimate team pack on their wedding night.

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@paddypower Man is a reverse Drogba.

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If Nigel Farage had any nous he'd release a cover of White Christmas.

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In the smallest cinema screen I have ever been in. (I'm on the back row).

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I'm howling. AI really is the future.

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

"Is it ok to leave a dog in a hot car?"

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One liter beer can. I dig it.

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Made from 94 to 24 without dying. Achievement unlocked.

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One problem with living in a foreign country is that they often use American English rather than British. Now my son keeps saying "Zee" instead of "Zed" like some sort of barbarian. Not in my house.

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I love Twitter these days, where else could you hear such genius insight as "this war is politically instigated". Bro that's every war.

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Some madlads taking selfies at the top of blackpool tower.

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@Carra23 For me they have to be cleared of the allegations the premier league leveled against them. 100 charges muddies the waters. If they are dropped then it's hard to argue against City's success.

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@Raxor1Robin @BBCNews But single-sex toilets means 2 separate toilets based on sex. The options are the same?