Baby Roffi

um dearborn 〽️

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

While you’re in the dark tonight, don’t forget that DTE just raised your rates for shitty service. And they’re trying to do it again.

Why do they get away with it?

Because they’ve cut checks to 93% of the state legislature…and 100% of the other candidates for US Senate.

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Don’t come for me, but I think food trucks need to find their way back to being cheaper than dine in restaurants.

[A Fine Whine @justheragain]

Someone knows!

Be the hero of this situation

Remember that McConnell tried to fill Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s seat within hours of her death

[P0liticalbaby 🇵🇸🇨🇩 @mao_0k]

The whole country is deadass at the airport, I am so happy for them

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

because trump’s name appears more in the epstein files than Harry Potter’s name appears in the seven books about Harry Potter.

[Pizza @number_pizza111]

It took two days to elect the Pope. It shouldn't take five interviews over a month to hire someone.

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

It’s so crazy to me that the price of everything just keeps increasing and the quality keeps decreasing and there’s nothing anybody can do about it

[★ yas ★ @yasminesummanx]

Isn’t it odd that a woman who’s built her career around being relentless for copyrighting and licensing her likeness and music is now suddenly silent on this plagiarised version of her tour poster, and has been for three whole days now.

[John (Anarcho Cat) @anarcho_cat]

If you get impregnated by a billionaire 32 years your senior, you too can experience the American dream.

[The King In Yellow @timeisaflat0]

This poor woman doesn't need prison, she needs therapy & rehabilitation. She was literally kept as her family's sex slave since the age of 13. She never received a public education and had no connection to the outside world. She should be counted amongst the victims, not abusers.

[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

So basically Mitch McConnell is a vegetable on life support in the hospital rn and bc his wife fled to China there’s no one with power of attorney to pull the plug or give up his seat…

Which is likely by design bc if the seat were vacated before August 3rd the election would become a special election which would allow Thomas Massie to run as an Independent and potentially win.

And the entire Republican Party is going along with this sick charade bc they are wholly owned by a foreign country who views Thomas Massie as a serious threat to their power.

[Julia Ioffe @juliaioffe]

The irony of Trump calling FIFA to overturn
a red card for Balogun because he knows the U.S. can’t win without Balogun, who only qualifies for the U.S. team because of birthright citizenship, which Trump just tried to overturn.

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

The 2-3 years between season might be a reason

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

how much of a loser do u have to be to actually donate to the government

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

Ligature marks, that posture, and 20 pregnancies from the age of 13 with no medical intervention and you’re ready to blame her.

If the patriarchy had an actual dick you would be gagging on it.

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

This woman was forced to have 18 children with no medical intervention since she was 13 years old. My God.

[GO GREEN @ECOWARRIORSS]

Every city needs to do this asap
As cities become hotter and hotter and unbearable
Trees are the real air conditioning systems that cool cities down without any of the negative costs of AC

[DLB @DetLionBlood]

Drafted in 2023.

Skipped AAA ball.

Makes the All Star Game as a 21 year old rookie.

The Tigers got a great one!!!

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

They’re too lenient. Big Brother wouldn’t tell the houseguests if World War III broke out.