Robert Cormier

[Robert Cormier @ROFLrobter]

@KeithMcclendo55 @AndySlater Get therapy. If your first thought upon watching your player assault someone else is, "But muh stats!" you should be institutionalized.

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@bennyjohnson But you aren’t the majority. Polling has concluded that several times. You’re just American Taliban, and the sooner law enforcement treats you like the terrorists you are, the sooner we can leave this hateful dark age in the past where it belongs.

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@RealHickory @Slytle1261Lytle @bennyjohnson You’re illiterate.

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@johnhawkinsrwn @joncoopertweets Unsecured firearms directly results in further shootings. Your solution just increases the likelyhood that additional unsecured firearms will be accessible to shooters. You are a moron.

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@ChuckCallesto Get the driver too. That was clearly premeditated

[Robert Cormier @ROFLrobter]

@RepMattGaetz @RepAndyBiggsAZ @laurenboebert @RepGosar @RepMTG @RepLuna @RepThomasMassie @RepMaryMiller @RepBarryMoore Putin brigade doing Putin brigade shit

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@RepMattGaetz @RepBoebert They should’ve let Rogers beat the brakes off you. Modern day domestic terrorist.

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@RepMattGaetz Child rapists of a feather, stick together

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@WWE Bobby Boucher and Vicky Vallencourt

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@Brandi74950103 @sarcasm_helps @RonFilipkowski You missed the point entirely. The theming of his music is completely based on claiming experiences he’s never had. He’s a fraud, cosplaying as having come up from poverty, whereas he was born on 3rd base, thinking he hit a home run.

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@sandovallegend @WWENikkiASH She’s a lot more entertaining than you, ya botched bowl-cut incel.

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@hugowalker1313 @stanprice Ahh, steal one persons flat, get a 6 month lease on another, meals included, for free!

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@jay_are38 @WWEonFOX

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@uncouchpotato @xGamalJr @SeanRossSapp Not your fault. They absolutely pronounced it incorrectly for the first few years of his WWE career.

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@MarcoBona10 @JDfromNY206 I want it to open with a tongue-in-cheek jab at what happened in NXT. “Welcome to Monday Night Raw 2.0!”

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@JohnCena No, you doo-doo do doooooo

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@GrandLineVersus @IovelsX If one pairing breaks the whole division, that’s 1000% on creative booking. If the mens’ tag division can have nearly endless long term combinations of opponents, the womens’ should too (and not just so they can perpetuate the backstabbing woman trope in a month)

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@GrandLineVersus @IovelsX Shut the fuck up, Vince.

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@ethanclynne If the work can be done remotely, it should be. It is senseless to saddle employees with travel cost and time, and employers with real estate and utility costs, with the tools we have today. We are slaves to commercial real estate and oil.

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@CFl1992 @blacklionking73 @JordynneGrace My guy, you’re watching a scripted wrestling show. How are people supposed to take YOU seriously? Is it still real to you?! Acting like the dude’s size has anything to do with his ability to tell a story.