Roger Carter

[Roger Carter @RogC_1967]

@SoVeryBritish As previously agreed

[Oliver Kay @OliverKay]

This is extraordinary powerful. A huge well done to @Wolves and all involved in this

[Roger Carter @RogC_1967]

@SoVeryBritish The Fat Controller

[Roger Carter @RogC_1967]

@CFCPys Yep, no character in this team 🥱

[Roger Carter @RogC_1967]

@CFCPys You called Mudryk a clown when he was bought on for Sterling, now he’s one of our best players. Make your mind up and excuse me if I ignore your opinions of Poch.

[Roger Carter @RogC_1967]

New rule, you can now kick people deliberately and get away with it, good to know #TotChe

[Roger Carter @RogC_1967]

@nataliecarter_ 😂😂😂

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Peak Dad

[Roger Carter @RogC_1967]

@bbctms boy band - “How’s That”

[Roger Carter @RogC_1967]

@nataliecarter_ Result 😜

[POLITICS TODAY @Politics_Tday]

🅱️REAKING; Taking regular naps is good for the brain VIA @SkyNews

[Roger Carter @RogC_1967]

@nataliecarter_ nope, never said any of these 😂😂😂

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

This really is worth a watch… but of course, I would say that, wouldn't I.

[Roger Carter @RogC_1967]

@JustinRose99 @Titleist You’re good, but not as good as my old Commando’s

[Roger Carter @RogC_1967]

The BBC have bottled it #ImWithGary

[Roger Carter @RogC_1967]

@nataliecarter_

[Roger Carter @RogC_1967]

@SW_Help I have booked to travel to Waterloo from Whitchurch tomorrow 17th January and wish to change this to next Thursday 26th due to the landslides. Online wants to charge me 2 * £10 as even though I searched for return the tickets are booked as advance singles.

[Mark Gatiss 💙 @Markgatiss]

#TheTraitors Best telly in donkeys.
Takeaways:
1) Linear TV isn’t dead.
2) Aaron.
3) Aaron’s trousers.
4) AMANDA.
5) Aaron again.
6) John was evil incarnate.
7) Aaron’s sublime innocence. Also his trousers.
8) Claudia’s jumpers.
9) Meryl still doesn’t know what’s going on.

[Kai Havertz @kaihavertz29]

Thank you to everyone for the 5 million followers on Instagram! As a thank you I’ll giveaway 5 signed @ChelseaFC shirts 💙

RT & follow here on Twitter for a chance to win!

[Roger Carter @RogC_1967]

@campbellclaret can I submit this for consideration for tree of the day?

[Roger Carter @RogC_1967]

@NoContextBrits Sheriff Fatman - Carter USM

[Roger Carter @RogC_1967]

@nataliecarter_ pretty much you 😂😂😂