Absent Roger

21 // im a they // woerms🪱

[Absent Roger @rogercocks]

ok i’m done with wasting hours of my life on here! im happy i’ve reached a point where there’s too much actual stuff to do outside of doomscrolling and shitposting. thank you oomfs for being the best and funniest and transgenderest ppl i know<3

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[Absent Roger @rogercocks]

ok fr bye now roger out<3

[Absent Roger @rogercocks]

ok i’m done with wasting hours of my life on here! im happy i’ve reached a point where there’s too much actual stuff to do outside of doomscrolling and shitposting. thank you oomfs for being the best and funniest and transgenderest ppl i know<3

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[Absent Roger @rogercocks]

i’m mostly gonna be working on youtube stuff (@/notyeh) but if we’re close dm me on discord (also @/notyeh) for my personal insta.

if you’re wondering what sparked this: i had a good poo on company time.

i will however be back for a minute when it™️ happens

[Ingold 🌟🇦🇺 金 @IngasGold]

Chris Benoit vs Shawn Michaels vs Charlie Kirk
WrestleMania XX

[Travis🇵🇸 @SP4RKRUSH]

FINN TOOK HIS PANTS OFF SO DID I

[Patrick The Heelhausen @patricktheheel]

Iyo Sky is not a sidekick, man.

[toni ☆ @619ANTONI0]

i didn't even realize he has homophobia 🥹

[Absent Roger @rogercocks]

@winterweather fuck it sure

[Absent Roger @rogercocks]

‘small people funny’ in the big 2026 #wrestlemania

[Absent Roger @rogercocks]

@winterweather i saw the trunks and started shadow boxing in my room

[Absent Roger @rogercocks]

@poisonouspixies huge pop in the roger household

[slayter 🗡️🩸 @poisonouspixies]

finn balor back in the trunks

[Absent Roger @rogercocks]

@JackTheJobber cena hyping up a powerpoint slide transition to confused silence

[Absent Roger @rogercocks]

so funny that they clearly did this expecting rapturous applause

[Wrestle Features @WrestleFeatures]

The set has changed to the blue design.

#WrestleMania

[Absent Roger @rogercocks]

and it involves a tommy dreamer
manoeuvre

[Patrick The Heelhausen @patricktheheel]

Night Two only has to do one thing to be good

[Absent Roger @rogercocks]

@patricktheheel her views on trans ppl are demonic as shit tbf

[Absent Roger @rogercocks]

@winterweather cmon man when did my demon become a pick-me chud

[Absent Roger @rogercocks]

thinking about the story they could’ve told here and getting so mad i kill shat macaffee with my mind

[Promo Joe @PromoJoeYT]

Randy Orton and Cody Rhodes with a Mr Kennedy botch callback

#wrestlemania