Roger Ebert's Corpse

Former movie critic now just really dead.

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@CrewDutler @Baconsale I loved it. It made my bones shake with fear. Well done,

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@Baconsale @Kenny3DD @TumblingMustard @786Joel I give all of your Monster MASH movies a bony thumbs down. 👎

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@inkedwifelife21

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@NateForUtah At least housing costs might come down to a reasonable level.

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@egaliarchy @NateForUtah And totally unreasonable house prices

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@Exmo_Lex Cigarettes After Sex

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@hankrsmith So people are false without the Book of Mormon?

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@EliMcCann Popcorn

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@CrewDutler @Baconsale @Kenny3DD I gave it one and a half thumbs up!

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.@Baconsale I'm so glad that @786Joel didn't "mute" fake Twitter accounts. @TheListener90 @_darkandy @Hopper4theWin @emilymackay1138

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@CrewDutler @Baconsale

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.@Baconsale It's true, I loved Oprah with a love that was true and pure. Something that you three can only ever hope to obtain.

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@SamuelMaw @TheListener90 @teri_joy22 @spence_orr @TumblingMustard @nirref2112 @Agraydisney @Kenny3DD @JacobARogers @786Joel I would say that it was me but that would be a lie. I go to theatres to be entertained not tortured.

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@Baconsale I would come but I'll be super dead that evening.

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.@Baconsale @786Joel Thanks for the shout-out in the song today! I would totally be a patron if I wasn’t so dead.

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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.@Baconsale @JacobARogers Thanks for the shout-out today. I really hate both movies.

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@Baconsale There's always the next zombie apocalypse...

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.@Baconsale Surprise twist: Roger Ebert is the zombie who attacked Kent and his mom at the house.

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@Baconsale @AnxsWhtVrgn @786Joel @Kenny3DD @JacobARogers I enjoyed this episode and I mainly agreed with you. However Joel ended his song at the end a little flat so I give it a #thumbsdown