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they call me Lucifer because I show them heaven and hell.

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Baby boy just cries now and I honestly think he misses his doggy and doesn’t understand and I 100% get it.

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Honestly watching lord of the rings with me isn’t fun because I be interrupting every 5 seconds with “fun facts” and lore about the movie. Like I physically can’t help myself. I’m like Stephen Colbert over here.

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Only 1 more month and I’m apart of the 27% of moms who exclusively breast feed their babies for 6 months💁‍♀️ and then we start solids and the real fun can begin lol.

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When tv shows speak Japanese without subtitles I know what their saying 🫢

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“Do you want to watch interstellar?” Is a thing we say before sex In this house.

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Got caught watching shadow puppet master videos while breast feeding. Aw man.

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Breast milk is a form of currency in this household and I’m fucking rich these days.

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SHOCKER. Rizzgod cries in the first episode of survivor 50. I hope he gets voted off immediately

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If someone told me I’d be spending most of my time as a new mom filing this babies razor sharp claws and sucking boogers out, I’d say you’re crazy. But I probably spend more time doing that than changing diapers. I swear they grow in 15min

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I low key obsessed with my baby. Like he’s so much better and cuter than other babies. Which I know every mom says that, but mine really is lol

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Someone at Costco asked “is that natural?” while I was holding my child and I really thought they were asking about him… it was my hair, they were asking about my hair.

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My heater blanket broke. So I bought a new one, and I had to wait FIVE WHOLE DAYs without it. But it’s here now, and all is right with the world

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I just breast pumped while getting some light cardio in. Life’s weird man.

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I just want everyone to know that Frodo embarks on his journey from Rivendell on December 25th. So LOTR is in fact a Christmas movie.

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Maternity leave is so boring. I’m ready to give birth just so I have something to do.

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Tom Brady is quite the weird little freak today

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How is it only dec 3rd. I’m ready to poop this baby out.

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Part of me hopes this baby is girl only because I want to use the cool middle name we picked out.

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@the_det_times That’s the master bater right there.

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Everytime I do something irrational I tell DJ that I’m just a jaeger and the baby neural hand shook with me and took over my body and made me do it…We’re big fans of pacific rim in this house.