Tanner Jay

I graduated college and I feel weird being apart of the twitter community.... like a 40 year old on facebook...

[Mind Blowing @TheMindBlowing]

This is why 'The Dark Knight' was pure genius and defines modern day classism.

[ImSoBuffalo @ImSoBuffalo]

Bears vs. Cowboys tonight. Or as Patches O'Houlihan would say "It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob"

[Tanner Jay @RogerQuest2]

@maiaelizabeth_ interesting... So there is no greater combo than wind pants and mash potatoes on boot scootin Friday night?

[Tanner Jay @RogerQuest2]

@maiaelizabeth_ that's quite an offer... I mean to be honest you should be wearing wind pants everyday.. It helps your cholesterol....

[Tanner Jay @RogerQuest2]

@maiaelizabeth_ ur killin me with these repetitive KFC tweets... Idk why but I'm laughing in like real life hahaha

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

#PeterPanLive is tonight at 8 on NBC. I'M FLYING! Sorry, I mixed my 5-hour Energy with my afternoon martini.

[Tanner Jay @RogerQuest2]

Idk but buffalo has a lot heart man... You just get this feeling from the people and environment that gives buffalo heart.. The Queen City

[Cause We're American @CW_America]

Wait... What???

[Tanner Jay @RogerQuest2]

@BrookieLou_who thanks I'll put that in my pocket

[Tanner Jay @RogerQuest2]

And why do people from Pennsylvania feel the urge to enlighten you about their divorce and/or tell you the status of the divorce?

[Tanner Jay @RogerQuest2]

Seriously do people from Pennsylvania think they have the wealth of life lessons... Let me eat my burger.

[Tanner Jay @RogerQuest2]

How come people from Pennsylvania are so preachy... Like save your irrelevant lectures and fuck off.

[Tanner Jay @RogerQuest2]

I've gotta be honest I want to see johnny football do good... He's just a ball player man... Love it.