Roger Smith

I am running for President. Of the United States. Thanks for touching my Twitter.

[Roger Smith @RogerSmith2012]

@adamjosephtweet my cinco de mayo was awesome de tequila, molestation and policia. My Spanish is amaaaaazing...

[Roger Smith @RogerSmith2012]

Did anyone like tonight's episode? Rewinding it and watching it again. My fav part was when I was in it...and by it, I mean your mom.

[Roger Smith @RogerSmith2012]

@Nizmond - indica, duh. I have two. Hundred.

[Roger Smith @RogerSmith2012]

The 150th episode! And it's my best one yet!!! Jeff Fischer you are awesome. I'm going to touch you under your pants now!

[Roger Smith @RogerSmith2012]

You think the other candidates are nuts? I'll show you nuts. http://t.co/XM32QsnGAT @shortyawards

[American Dad @AmericanDadTV]

.@RogerSmith2012 is a Shorty Award finalist in the Best Use of Social Media for Television category. Congrats! -- http://t.co/lR24S468kL

[Shorty Awards @shortyawards]

Congrats #NonHuman finalists @BensonTheWanted @BorisMalik_ @RogerSmith2012 @TheFuckingCat @DustyDaCat @SarcasticRover http://t.co/DYYornwxhS

[Roger Smith @RogerSmith2012]

Last day to vote, people. I'm not saying ill kill myself if I lose, I'm just saying I hope your conscience is clean. http://t.co/cXSbpvaS

[Andrés @Sotura]

I nominate @RogerSmith2012 for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because he doesn't look any fat with those pants

[Angélica Magali @angelica_magali]

I nominate @rogersmith2012 for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because he´s better than a menudo song http://t.co/S0rIMaHa

[Alex Ray @StngRay27]

I nominate @rogersmith2012 for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because he is my president! http://t.co/R0ybckIs

[Roger Smith @RogerSmith2012]

"We are all citizens!" Yes! Wait, no. I'm not. I don't think I am. So screw this. #SOTU

[(((Chris)))) @ComedyIsTherapy]

I nominate @RogerSmith2012 for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because...HE BRIBED ME WITH MORE BOOZE!! lol http://t.co/r73sUMRL

[Michael Beaudry @msty8955]

I nominate @RogerSmith2012 for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman cause he's an alien with more id's than David Bowie (and funnier too!) #sorrydave

[Emmétt @Evil_Gotenks]

I nominate @rogersmith2012 for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because... We bought tequila and he kept it for himself http://t.co/qosu9PRF

[Roger Smith @RogerSmith2012]

Question: If I can't wait 7 hours to vote, when do I get my apps organized? #SOTU

[Roger Smith @RogerSmith2012]

And you shall NOT be denied the right to vote tonight, my friends... http://t.co/TqLsgPaR

[Emmétt @Evil_Gotenks]

I nominate @RogerSmith2012 for a Shorty Award in #nonhuman because... We sang a J-Lo duet together in matching hot pants