David Rogan

[David Rogan @rogie91]

NORTH SHIELDS MEADOWELL, PERCY MAIIIN, WHERE THE FUCK DYOU THINK IM GOING? IM GOING ON A TRAIN!

[⑧ @brungearmuranch]

footballing equivalent of calling a bird fit then calling her a fat slag when she pies you off

[David Rogan @rogie91]

Bas Dost

[Midnite @midnite]

10 days until the transfer window closes

What’s one signing you think your club NEEDS to make before the window shuts?

[David Rogan @rogie91]

Learning Spanish behind their backs 😭😭 all players have to announce their Duolingo subscriptions on arrival from now on.

[Feliﾒ'𝟶 @felspeed23]

@nocontextfooty Both situations are different Trent learning Spanish behind Liverpool backs and didn't do any interviews about his contract renewal

[Michael Martin @TFMick1892]

We’ve lost Elliot Anderson and Villa have lost Jacob Ramsey … two local lads who came through the ranks to play for the clubs they supported as boys. Both ‘pure profit’ in PSR terms. What a ludicrous situation created to consolidate the position of the cartel.

[RJ @rjNUFC]

Spitting facts sadly plauwrwnhomdnall

[Dobby Solano @DobbySolanoNUFC]

Last to leave the training ground! That’s the kind of dedication I like to see 💪 #MySkipper

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

The rest of Newcastle's transfer window.

[David Rogan @rogie91]

Mbappe

[Gianfranco Shola @GianfrancoShoIa]

IF…

Isak goes
Sesko rejects

Who else is there in world football rn?

#nufc

[David Rogan @rogie91]

Dennis bergkamp could only dream

[Pete Sibley @442Wide]

Alexander Eye Sack

[Cjh @cjhhhh21]

Very good point, never want to see anyone slag Bruno off ever again, man absolutely loves us and the area, didn't go on strike or refuse to travel to pointless friendlies like some Judas cunts (no I'm not bitter)

[David Rogan @rogie91]

Sean Longstaff

[Magpie Joe ▫️ @FtblJoe]

Guess who is this Newcastle player?

Difficulty: EXTREME

[David Rogan @rogie91]

3 pints

[Today In History @historigins]

The worst catastrophes on earth.

A thread 🧵

1. 23 year old petrified woman who was caught in the eruption of Mount Vesuvius in Pompeii in 79 A.D.

[ً @BradleyLFC26]

[🚨] NEW: Darwin Nunez has been licking the transfer window

[@DaveOCKOP]

[Josh @Joshnorton193]

Not seen my kid for about 15 mins but with portugals great record of kids being safe I’ve figured it’s time for another bock

[David Rogan @rogie91]

Couldn’t be happier, kids a bad mong

[David Rogan @rogie91]

Speedy recovery, Alan Partridge

[Sky News @SkyNews]

A-ha star diagnosed with Parkinson's disease

🔗Read more https://t.co/04gfNJvntc

[David Rogan @rogie91]

Still covering more ground than Shelvey

[Keith Downie @SkySports_Keith]

🧎‍♂️🙏🏻 Here’s Bruno Guimarães at the end of the game on Sunday…
🏆 Walking up and down the length of the St James’ Park pitch on his knees like he promised — thanking God for the Carabao Cup & for Champions League qualification.
🏃‍♂️ it was just a few hundred more yards for the midfielder, who ran 261 miles last season — 19 miles more than any other player in the @premierleague.
#NUFC 🇧🇷 @brunoog97

[DartsAnonymous @anonymous_darts]

Cycling Mikey getting flung over a bonnet and now Rio Ferdinand quitting TNT Sports.

Warra couple of days