Rogier Bak

Stand-up Comedian from Amsterdam. Upcoming show dates through the link below 👇

[Rogier Bak @rogierbak]

Are you a non-Dutch speaker and have you ever thought, “I want to sound JUST like a Dutchie?” Start here! #accenttips #accentchallenge #dutchaccent #expatsinthenetherlands #comedy

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I know Hunter Biden is SWEATING through this withdrawal.

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Trump finally got to experience what it’s like to go to public school.

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@lilybee731 @SherlockFBNL A classic!

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You guys remember those AI avatar thingies everyone did back in the beginning of the month? What a time that was.

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Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should:
- have 7 bathrooms in your house;
- put a call on speaker in public;
- share your opinion on social media about why a mermaid couldn’t possibly be Black. And back it up “from a science perspective.”

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I’m unsure about a lot of things: how inflation works, how we can stop global warming, and, more importantly, what Jared Leto *ACTUALLY* looks like.

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Nothing in this world is certain but death, taxes, and annual Apple product price increases. We complain about all three, but when the time comes, we pay our dues.

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I can try and deny my Dutchness all I want, but I can’t escape the fact that I was conceived in a field of tulips, in the pouring rain, and that, like all REAL Dutchies, I cycled out of the vagina.

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The US Constitution according to SCOTUS: “Guns don’t kill people.
We the People kill people.”

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Supreme Court be like: “You will not limit our freedom to legislate women’s bodies!!”

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Americans are up in arms about gas being $5 per gallon. In Europe, gas is about $10 per gallon. They’re freaking out about paying HALF. So no complaints about other things being half that of Europe? Like life expectancy, graduation rates, and places where abortion is legal?

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As I get older, I realize more and more that some people should simply never have kids. Like my father.

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@alexnijenhuis The one and only

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Putting “official” in your social media handles when you’re not famous is like putting a gold ribbon around a turd. It’s completely unnecessary and you’re a turd.

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Say it with me, millennial parents: “no”. #justsayno #comedy #satire #millennialparents

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I was such a square as a kid. My best friend showed me his secret porn stash on his computer, and instead of thinking it was cool, I got scared. I then cried about it to my parents that night. He did the most bro thing ever, and I ratted him out to the authorities.

[Rogier Bak @rogierbak]

Gratitude. Inspiration. Radical conviction. @veecon. See you next year!

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@DataNFT_ The one and only

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Midwest be like:
“We better put carpet EVERYWHERE.” #comedy #midwest #satire #lol #carpet

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@beeple 😂😂😂