Miscelánea “Roy”

[Miscelánea “Roy” @rogisrm]

Agárrenme que me voy al registro civil a casarme en fa

[Adriana Pineda 🫀 @LaMalaC]

Pero nosotros tenemos ajolotes cawn

[Indie 505 @Indie5051]

Siempre me da risa que en esta foto Billie Eilish parece que está en Caso Cerrado

[a.🫧 @xcowboygeniusx]

A daughter. A drug mule. A lesbian.

We miss you Rue.

[Luis Allfadir @allfadirluis]

siempre que me gusta alguien nos imagino haciendo despensa en el walmart

[Miscelánea “Roy” @rogisrm]

Como odio a Cassie

[Miscelánea “Roy” @rogisrm]

@Marielarmgr Muy scrum tu comentario

[Miscelánea “Roy” @rogisrm]

Date idea: robamos un Oxxo como crimen pasional y c4jimenez nos dedica un post diciendo:
“en ig / en c4
así quedaron las ratas….
Sucedió en la peligrosa Iztapalapa”

[Miscelánea “Roy” @rogisrm]

El que no chilla no mama

[¿Por qué es Tendencia? @porktendencia]

"Cacahuatazo":
Porque hoy se celebra su 31º aniversario

[Martinalgui @MartinoliCuri]

*La empresa cayéndose a pedazos*

Yo en el baño viendo el PSG vs Bayern:

[Rhevolver @Rhevolver]

El wey que vive en Chalco y trabaja en Santa Fe y se tiene que salir 4 am de su casa diario, leyendo esto:

[Miscelánea “Roy” @rogisrm]

Dios guarde al Lic. Duva Yescas

[ALVARO DIAZ @yoAlvaroDiaz]

ya me quede sin trucos pa enamorarte

[Miscelánea “Roy” @rogisrm]

Malcolm en portugués qpdo

[BEBE REXHA DAILY NEWS @parisxcx]

como se siente ir a un evento donde solo conoces a 1 persona y aun no llega

[Zattu @ZattuZaturnino]

Se colgó el mugroso 🚨

Judas iscariote
Señalado de vender a su maestro Jesucristo por 30 monedas a los judíos y romanos.
Así apareció en un árbol en la peligrosa
@FiscaliaCDMX indaga

[El Rey @MrReyKing]

Así TODO México alv JAJAJAJA

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

Your alarm goes off at 6 AM. There's an email from "Oracle Leadership." You've never gotten a message from that sender before. It says your job is gone, today is your last day, and severance details will arrive by DocuSign. By the time you finish reading, your company laptop is already locked.

This happened to up to 30,000 Oracle employees this morning. Oracle reported $17.2 billion in revenue last quarter, its best in 15 years. And it still fired nearly 1 in 5 of its people. The stock went up 6% today.

Oracle owes over $108 billion. The company signed a $156 billion deal to build AI data centers over five years, mostly for OpenAI (the company behind ChatGPT). That requires buying roughly 3 million specialized computer chips. Two years ago, Oracle spent $6.9 billion a year on this kind of construction. This year it's $50 billion.

The 30,000 people who got that email are funding the gap. Investment bank TD Cowen estimates the layoffs will free up $8 to $10 billion in cash flow, money going straight into chips and construction. Oracle filed a $2.1 billion restructuring plan with regulators in March, and nearly $1 billion had already been spent before the emails went out.

Lenders are getting nervous. The cost to insure Oracle's debt against default has spiked to levels last seen during the 2009 financial crisis. Barclays downgraded Oracle's debt in November, warning the company is one step from "junk" status, the point where lenders consider you a serious default risk. Some banks have stopped lending to Oracle for these projects altogether.

The gamble gets worse. CNBC reported on March 9 that OpenAI, Oracle's biggest customer for all of this, is already looking at newer, faster chips from Nvidia. Oracle ordered the current generation and spent billions building out a massive Texas facility. OpenAI may not fully expand into it. The chips improve faster than the buildings go up.

Larry Ellison, Oracle's founder, owns 41% of the company. In September 2025, Oracle's stock hit $346, and Ellison briefly became the richest person alive at $393 billion. Today, the stock sits around $146. His fortune has dropped to roughly $201 billion in six months.

Oracle is spending borrowed money to build data centers that could be outdated before they're finished, for a customer already shopping for newer equipment. 30,000 people woke up to a 6 AM email because that's what it costs to fund a $156 billion bet when your lenders are running out of patience.

[oroly @mujer_q_ama]

Me mama esta escena sin duda me hubiera enamorado de una cabrona q pidió una canción para joderme y q todavía se puso a restregármelo en la cara