Roger Payton

Husband, Dad, Man, Cub, Mancub. Wake up, get outa bed, take a shower, put some pants on, you’re like 80% of the way right there.

[Roger Payton @RogPodge]

@tehCooner @OrevaZSN Feels like I the end we’ll both die P.G. I love you

[Roger Payton @RogPodge]

@TheRealGRAF @omgsidewalks You first Graf Graferson the third

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@CogzBrian @RpsAgainstTrump Or William Henry Harrison first fuckin Wig preseident, am I right BrianVogz?

[Roger Payton @RogPodge]

@Johnny_B_Rotten @Rob_Shenanigans Go Browns?

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@BlackLabelAdvsr @ScalesOfThemis6 How do I break through the plateau Jon?

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@BlackLabelAdvsr @surfrenegade @KyleMatovcik What about me, am I different?

[Roger Payton @RogPodge]

@spjonesy1 @NevinLawrence Agree Jane, all Chili’s should have a cage you need to check your kids into before you are seated. And then we can bet on them fighting like roosters

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@Burner198800 What do you own John Facehelmet?

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@MiscreaRichard @RefinedPopulist The first house I bought was less than 55 square ft. I raised 12 kids in it, 7 sleep in a closet, 4 on a make shift porch that was more of a tarp and polls, and 1 in the oven. No excuses. Winners win

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@catturd2 I’m sure the money’s great, but do you ever think in 35 years you’ll look back and say amazing stuff I did here

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@ScottMa82887297 @Askwhyisit B cause it’s hot?

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@gaitanalyst But were you 97% sure about polysexuals

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@SomeWelder 376 million years old, and definitely not an argument, just postin stuff. It’s 2026 this place is basically Facebook. Stop trying to argue with people

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@AlastairGrayson @BrianNiemeier You fucking tell him JT, why not go farther and just ban people that went to college from restaurants

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@PunkyCovfefe What’s the 764th excuse?

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@CasuallyGreg @Tradermayne You didn’t answer his question though Greg? You’re incredibly angry and mean, I thought you were well off and doing great

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@SgtSchultz61 @covie_93 The police officer that was killed was named Mark Schultz your father, as he died he said I hope that Kevin some day tweets about my death

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@LeeStinnett1954 @covie_93 And you sir are from a 1924 radio program?

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@RealDianeYap So . . . Congratulations on your pregnancy?