Rogue National Parks

If telling the truth is wrong, then I guess we're going rogue.
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[Rogue National Parks @Rogue_NPS]

The migratory swift spends almost 10 months a year in flight. Trump is on track to beat that in 3 weekends. #resist

[Rogue National Parks @Rogue_NPS]

The volume of howler monkeys is inversely proportional to the size of their testicles, which explains a lot about Trump. #resist

[Rogue National Parks @Rogue_NPS]

Michael Flynn's tenure at the white house was shorter than the average lifespan of a common house fly. #resist

[Rogue National Parks @Rogue_NPS]

Much like the fainting goat, Michael Flynn was startled, fell over, and was allowed to be eaten so that others would escape. #resist

[Rogue National Parks @Rogue_NPS]

We should all the thankful Trump's "powerplays" involve handshakes and not showing his bare ass. He does that enough when he speaks. #resist

[Rogue National Parks @Rogue_NPS]

Many animals are needlessly killed trying to cross roadways, through habitat loss, or to make hair pieces for Trump. #resist

[Rogue National Parks @Rogue_NPS]

Consider the butterfly. I don't have a joke for it, I just felt like we needed a break from all the nonsense. #resist

[Rogue National Parks @Rogue_NPS]

If you gave 100 chimpanzees 100 typewriters, they would have a better grasp of proper capitalization than Trump. #resist

[Globalflyguy @NYflightguy]

The Senators who voted for DeVos whose terms are up in 2018

Flake AZ
Wicker MS
Fischer NE
Heller NV
Corker TN
Cruz TX
Hatch UT
Barrasso WY

[Rogue National Parks @Rogue_NPS]

After the Devos confirmation, scientists have moved the classification of the GOP from vertebrates to invertebrates. #resist

[Rogue National Parks @Rogue_NPS]

GOP's new department of climate is totally not changing releases first video of research progress. #resist

[AltEPA @ActualEPAFacts]

RT to let @SenToomey that PA residents against @BetsyDeVos have now pledged over $3.5 million to his next opponent if he chooses to vote yes

[Rogue National Parks @Rogue_NPS]

If you've ever wondered why park signs have pictures, it's for people like Trump who can't seem to read things in front of them. #resist

[Rogue National Parks @Rogue_NPS]

Both hot springs and Trump are boiling pools of sulfur, but at least hot springs are useful. #resist

[National Wildlife Federation @NWF]

@SenAlexander, don’t let Scott Pruitt destroy Tennessee’s air and your legacy. #OpposePruitt for EPA. https://t.co/NrTkNeRQ3g

[Rogue National Parks @Rogue_NPS]

The glass frog has skin so thin you can see through it. The only animal with thinner skin is Trump. #resist

[Rogue National Parks @Rogue_NPS]

In the wild, relationships such as those seen between Trump and Bannon often end with one eating the other's head after mating. #resist

[Rogue National Parks @Rogue_NPS]

Denali was recently bumped off the top of the highest peak list by bullshit mountain, dug and piled by Kellyanne Conway. #resist

[Rogue National Parks @Rogue_NPS]

Trump's thoughts are like a sea cucumber's stomach: you expect them to stay inside, but they end up vomited all over the place. #resist

[Trump Draws @TrumpDraws]

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