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UTFR

[Taurus 🥷🏾 @taurusp11__]

Ion know how niggas throw they life away rotting in jail, I’m tryna go home and get on the game

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

"You're absolutely right, he was trying to kill you. Would you like me to look up some funeral homes in your area?"

[big taurus energy. @niyahsilverxo]

everything be cool when there’s some weed to smoke after work

[breebunn @breebunn]

turns out if you’re super stressed for like a month+ straight it does eventually catch up with you and you do get sick

[Ź🕸️ @ALB3D0000]

United fans are actually romanticising about his return 😭😭😭😭 , got loaned to 2 clubs and neither wanted him on permanent . So last resort is reintegration, people don’t realise how embarrassing that is 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ᗷ𝗮𝗻ᗪ𝗶T ᗷ𝗮ᑎ @Roguebandit]

@AbsoluteBruno Zirkzee a moron

[iluvArteta @keerandanso]

see songs he dey make with 686 listeners

[ᗷ𝗮𝗻ᗪ𝗶T ᗷ𝗮ᑎ @Roguebandit]

@WaitWhat Useless piece of shit this cow

[PAR$ON$ @waaavydee]

Nigga like me play through the contact

[⟡ @LoreleiVIIVXIV]

MTN, you may be 25 now, but I promise you won’t live to see 30.

[ᗷ𝗮𝗻ᗪ𝗶T ᗷ𝗮ᑎ @Roguebandit]

@YakzTweets Sack ya mada monkey looking ass batty boy

[Petite Ebony Girl 🇵🇸 @PetiteEbonyGirl]

Most serial killers started by harming small animals, then killing bigger animals and eventually humans. Glad she nipped that in the bud.

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

This girl at my job tryna warm her food with aluminum foil , I told her she can't do that she said "I'm new here I ain't know" girl you can't do that anywhere…

[ًًًً @nobodylikestar]

babe wey i break up with today call me say i just lose the most important thing for my life, i rush go kitchen and she don empty my bag of ijebu garri

[- @sulkfenomeno]

Dorgu is just everything you don’t want your attacker to be. So heavy footed, stiff on the turn, inconsistent first touch, no composure in his passing.

Can only see him as a LW for defensive solidity in big games. It’s embarrassing how we’re content with him as an option.

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Mason Mount can’t even stay fit for pre-season games, but INEOS want to rely on him for the WHOLE season and not sign another midfielder…

Apparently, these are the people who “know what they’re doing” 😂😂😂

[pepper @CasaDupre]

Planning for a 60 game season with Mason Mount and Luke Shaw

[🌐 @isoquince]

Both of the Fletchers are shit man

[ᗷ𝗮𝗻ᗪ𝗶T ᗷ𝗮ᑎ @Roguebandit]

@suuuuhayl Dorgu is just useless beyond doubt

[Breezy @BreezyUTD]

He should relinquish the #7 shirt man. He has no shame, the worst #7 I've ever seen and I saw Memphis and Alexis wear it