Rogue BrianN

"There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good." --Stephen Colbert

Satirical account. Views are not my own.

[Rogue BrianN @RogueBrianN]

Whig Party laying groundwork for overturning election of 1844. Say it's "appropriate" Henry Clay doesn't concede because they think most of the vote that went to Liberty Party would gave gone to Whigs.

[The Downballot on Bluesky: @the-downballot.com @downballotnews]

KY's Republican state Senate president laying groundwork for overturning #KYGov results. Says lege could decide race, and it's "appropriate" Bevin didn't concede b/c he thinks most of vote that went to Libertarian would have gone to GOP https://t.co/9M2ypIAK2P

[Rogue BrianN @RogueBrianN]

@BrianN1832 I can provide an equally long list of negative stories from around the world in 2018...

[Rogue BrianN @RogueBrianN]

These are the times that try men's souls.

[Valley Forge NHP @ValleyForgeNHP]

The Park will be closing at 1PM today due to snow and winter weather conditions.

[Rogue BrianN @RogueBrianN]

"Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!"

[The Local Sweden @TheLocalSweden]

Eight-year-old Swedish girl pulls Viking era sword from lake https://t.co/kWMkiMWR9C

[Hehe Protocol @HeheProtocol]

Say no more, fam

[Rogue BrianN @RogueBrianN]

"Do you think meatloaf is a meat that just happens to be a loaf, or a loaf that just happens to be made of meat?" --history PhD student @slundmn asking the tough questions :)

[Rogue BrianN @RogueBrianN]

@LaurenHaumesser @BrianN1832 Walking outside every morning in the summer:

[Rogue BrianN @RogueBrianN]

Fun fact: During the Watergate Scandal, Nixon tried to list himself as an endangered species to prolong his time in the White House.
(Disclaimer: This fact, while fun, is not real.)

[Rogue BrianN @RogueBrianN]

If I retweet this, does it become a running joke?? https://t.co/LOw6qMGKv8

[Virginia ClubRunning @ClubRunning_UVA]

You may think these are Over the Top, but since @b_vonk (rivanna) left, I’m just taking a STAB at Club Running Twitter.

[Virginia ClubRunning @ClubRunning_UVA]

8th place for UVA Club Running President Logan Burns in a new club record of 15:31

[Rogue BrianN @RogueBrianN]

Then it's aboat time you went! (Unless you don't want you; I wouldn't want to pier-pressure you!) https://t.co/hunVZa2B7o

[Ryan Torbic @RyanTorbic]

I’ve never kayaked before. Canoe believe it?

[Rogue BrianN @RogueBrianN]

@realDonaldTrump

[Rogue BrianN @RogueBrianN]

Actually, it's because John Adams, the 1st VP, had so many vices. He reportedly had 4 mistresses and a severe gambling problem. But you won't find that in your history books (Mostly because I made it up). https://t.co/KEjtiKuhCQ

[Ryan Torbic @RyanTorbic]

Do you think the word “Vice President” was invented because he/she gives ad-VICE to the p-RESIDENT of the White House?

[Rogue BrianN @RogueBrianN]

@RyanTorbic Or... The P(rimary) RESIDENT????

[Rogue BrianN @RogueBrianN]

Business idea: An app that lets Australians call for a kangaroo to pick them up.
Name: KangarUber

[Rogue BrianN @RogueBrianN]

Hope you plan to balance that diet with plenty of eggxercise! https://t.co/nJbJA4K2Zf

[Rogue BrianN @RogueBrianN]

@UVAClubRunning With today's wake up call at 3AM, I only got 7 hours of sleep tonight.... #AngryBrian

[Rogue BrianN @RogueBrianN]

But aren't you worried the milk will destroy the enzymes in the cocoa?? https://t.co/DFeTzihkQN

[Ryan Torbic @RyanTorbic]

I love chocolate milk and hot cocoa. I guess that’s what they call the duality of man

[Rogue BrianN @RogueBrianN]

It's Friday, my dudes.