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[Troll Touchline @TrollTouchline]

🚨🎙️Wayne Rooney: “Arsenal have been robbed tonight” 🤯

Rooney 🗣️ “I’ll be completely honest, Arsenal were absolutely robbed tonight, there is no other way to put it. You look at that foul on Noni Madueke in the box; it’s a stonewall, 100% clear penalty. How the referee or VAR hasn't given that is beyond me, and it completely changes the dynamic of a Champions League final.

But for me, the moment that truly gave it away the moment you knew exactly what the referee was doing was that halftime whistle. To blow the whistle right as Arsenal are literally standing there about to take a corner? I’ve played this game a long time, and you rarely see that unless there’s a blatant bias. It was shocking, and it set the tone for everything that followed.

In the second half, it became a totally different game, and not because of the football. The referee made absolutely sure that every single 50/50 call, every little nudge, and every major decision went straight to PSG. It completely killed Arsenal’s momentum. But to be fair, I’m not even surprised. We saw the exact same story when they played Bayern Munich earlier in the tournament. The officiating was heavily skewed then, and it’s happened again on the biggest stage.

PSG might be lifting the trophy, but they cannot honestly look at themselves in the mirror and be proud of the way they’ve won this final. To win the biggest prize in club football like that? It leaves a horrible taste. Arsenal deserved so much more tonight.”

[MarshallPinnell @RogueCommander]

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[Ashok Elluswamy @aelluswamy]

Extreme AI software - AI hardware - Semiconductor fabrication co-design!

[MarshallPinnell @RogueCommander]

Do yourself a favor and mute the phrase “see more.”

[MarshallPinnell @RogueCommander]

Basically me back in the day

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

Ladies and gentlemen...The unequivocally greatest version of this song ever written!!
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[Baltimore Memes @BaltimoreMemes]

We don’t play around here.

[AtomicTexan 🇺🇸 @ATB25_86]

@AdamSchefter Something’s missing 🤔 can’t quite put my finger on it…

[✞Righteous Rebellion𓅪 @OneManCircus87]

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?
I’m glad you asked. Buckle up.

12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist who’s never eaten fruit. Regret sets in instantly.

12:06 p.m. — You grab a handful of chips for moral support. They’ll be liquified before they clear your throat, but who cares? Life still feels okay right now. Remember this peace. You’re about to enter the darkest chapter of your gastrointestinal history.

12:37 p.m. — The rumbling starts. There’s movement in the depths. You’ve got five pounds of impacted regret in your colon, and you just drank the “human-safe” version of Drano. You think it’s go time. It’s not. You get one sad little snake turd — a warm-up act.
That’s the last semi-solid you’ll see for the next 24 hours.

12:57 p.m. — The situation escalates. Your stomach is in full revolt. You have 0.3 seconds to make it to the toilet. Running is risky business — one wrong step and you’ll paint the walls. You pray for sphincter strength like never before as you waddle at Mach 3, pants half down, whispering, “Please, God, not like this.”

12:58 p.m. — Impact.
You sit, and the gates of hell open.
The explosion is biblical. It hits the back of the bowl with such violent force it ricochets like a sprinkler system.
You ask yourself, Is that blood?
No — false alarm. Just the ghost of a cherry pie you ate in 2004. The smell is unspeakable. The acoustics? Terrifying. The neighbors think you’re performing an exorcism.

1:06 p.m. – 8:30 p.m. — Time becomes meaningless. You’ve evacuated everything you’ve ever eaten, plus a few ancestral meals for good measure. Your colon feels like it’s been sandblasted with lava. The burn is real. You’re sweating. Crying. Contemplating life. You meet Jesus briefly, but He sends you back — says your mission’s not over yet.

8:37 p.m. — You’re empty. Broken. Reborn.
Your butthole? A war veteran.
Your spirit? In recovery.
You’ll never be the same, but you will survive.

Tomorrow, you’ll rise from the ashes, slip into your last clean pair of underwear, and waddle into Walmart like a survivor of gastrointestinal warfare — to buy a new toilet brush and reclaim your dignity.

You’ve earned it.

Feeling thankful. 💩🙏

[Chris @ChrissGPT]

I don't see enough people talking about this. This is a Tesla on FSD Beta autonomously navigating a McDonald's drive-thru, but that's not the mind-blowing part.

The car understands the entire social sequence:

It KNOWS to stop at the ordering station.

It KNOWS when the order is complete and
autonomously pulls forward.

At the final window, it leaves the exact moment his card is returned-not when the food is handed over.

It's not just following a path; it's recognizing that the transaction is finished.

Seriously, @Tesla_Al, how does this work? Is it parsing audio cues? Recognizing specific hand-offs with vision?

[Rock'n Roll of All @rocknrollofall]

"I wonder if the people in the audience realized in that moment they were witnessing and listening to one of the greatest guitar solos known to man with no fanfare, just pure incredible music coming together in that one singular moment. This song, this version with the solo is a masterpiece for all time."

"My girlfriend says 'it's just stuppid to listen the same song 25x in a row', I am single again."

Mark Knopfler performing Sultans of Swing' live at 'A Night In London', in April 1996.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In 1993, James Scott, a 23-year-old from Quincy, Illinois, was accused of sabotaging a Mississippi River levee during the Great Flood, flooding 14,000 acres. Allegedly aiming to strand his wife to extend his partying, he was convicted under Missouri’s “causing a catastrophe” law.

Despite maintaining his innocence, Scott received a life sentence based on circumstantial evidence, including a friend’s claim he confessed while drunk. Critics, citing expert testimony on the levee’s instability, argue he was scapegoated due to his criminal past. His next parole hearing is July 2026.

[Gruz @damnGruz]

This is 36 year old tech btw.

What do you think they have now?

[MarshallPinnell @RogueCommander]

@TammyGrabel @JWockenfuss

[Mel Brooks @MelBrooks]

I told you we’d be back

[alex kershaw @kershaw_alex]

Michael Daly, dropped out of West Point to become a private, now approaching Omaha, will earn 2 Silver Stars in Normandy, Medal of Honor in April 1945 in Nuremberg as a company commander, aged just 20.

[Kirk Herbstreit @KirkHerbstreit]

81 years ago-UNCOMMON VALOR!
We should never forget this day and the men that stormed these beaches! Forever grateful!!

[Kevin Dalton @TheKevinDalton]

In honor of the legendary George Wendt, here is every time Norm Peterson walks into Cheers