Alt Montana Leg

Funny in the way you wish your governemnt wasn't. #ohwell

[Alt Montana Leg @roguemtleg]

y does no one listen to us. the reminder stands. don’t be nasty. #washyourhands #mtleg #Covid_19

[Alt Montana Leg @roguemtleg]

A BILL FOR AN ACT ENTITLED: “PROVIDING THE SERGEANT AT ARMS THE AUTHORITY TO DRAG YOU BACK TO BATHROOM AND MAKE YOU WASH YOUR HANDS.” #howdareyou #patient0 #mtleg

[Alt Montana Leg @roguemtleg]

@Mike__Hopkins @EssmannJeff @GregForMontana No need. We stayed at a Holliday Inn Express last night.

[Alt Montana Leg @roguemtleg]

it took some phone calls and little bit of creative license, but since @GregForMontana's told multiple Economic Development groups he wants to eliminate the Dept. of Commerce, we figured we should get our new #montanamoment suggestion in early. #mtpol #mtgov

[Alt Montana Leg @roguemtleg]

@EssmannJeff @GregForMontana *chastising tweet at us*

*witty reply from us*

*’oh just commenting on the echo chamber’ deflection*

10/10, you’re killin the Twitter game.

#olecollegetry #mtpol

[Alt Montana Leg @roguemtleg]

@EssmannJeff @GregForMontana Oh no! Are you in need for more of them for the whine you spend 90% of your time on here peddling?

We’ve got killer wholesale rates. #mtpol #commerceconnection

[Alt Montana Leg @roguemtleg]

(we think it's too early to call, but JIC)

2017 - commits assault

2020 - staffer violently destroys personal property

2021 #mtleg - ???

Oh, oh, @GregForMontana. We hope you enjoyed that DC detachment, 'cause we'll be seeing you soon.

#bestfriendsFOIAever #mtpol

[Alt Montana Leg @roguemtleg]

appears ⁦@billingsgazette⁩ new policy is “might as well let ‘em try”.

am formally putting in resumees for editor. might as well let us try, right?

but truth?

not even we have jokes as big as this.

#mtpol https://t.co/HQ0hFawF5G

[Alt Montana Leg @roguemtleg]

campaign team just informed. don’t have a [DEMOGRAPHIC] problem. am just REALLY unlikable.

#ohwell #mtpol

[Alt Montana Leg @roguemtleg]

are officially of the opinion lobbyists have lost title of “masters of the dark arts” to 20-somethings writing campaign email subjects #mtpol #mtleg #youreata15 #needyouata7

[Alt Montana Leg @roguemtleg]

COVID beards making zoom screens look like a bunch of “HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?” posters

*sigh*

yes. yes we have.

#mtleg #mtpol

[Alt Montana Leg @roguemtleg]

@JimHamiltonHD61 we respect it. free passes for future shows for life though. #seeyaaround

[Alt Montana Leg @roguemtleg]

1. Non Existent Committee is our new band name (@JimHamiltonHD61 please play bass)

2. The outstanding negative quality of the totalitarian elite is that it never stops to think about the world as it really is and never compares the lies with reality.
Hannah Arendt
#mtpol #mtleg

[Jim Hamilton @JimHamiltonHD61]

Not to mention who might be voting that ballot from a non-existent committee with no authority to send out the ballot. #mtpol

[Alt Montana Leg @roguemtleg]

K. K-alifornia K-athleen. are you crunched for brainstorming time or just NOW getting nervous about seeing that many Ks in a row? #mtpol #honestquestions

[Montana Republican Party @MTGOP]

Where is your candidate from again?

#CaliforniaKathleen #mtal #mtpol

[Alt Montana Leg @roguemtleg]

Category is: Face Every Woman Makes After He Repeats What You Said Five Minutes Ago #mtpol

[Alt Montana Leg @roguemtleg]

wait.

so our ballots as citizens for elections will be WRACKED with non-existent fraud if we mail them but our mailed ballots as legislators voting on bills are magically protected from non-existent fraud?

13/10 will need that spell for power bill, too. #mtleg #mtpol

[Alt Montana Leg @roguemtleg]

taking your mask off in committee is the new “per my last email” #mtleg #mtpol

[Alt Montana Leg @roguemtleg]

legi-splaining: when a member of either body, whose entire expertise consists of the getting the bill number wrong, explains to you how rules and statute work in relation to your actual day job. #mtleg

[Alt Montana Leg @roguemtleg]

our new favorite anxiety-ridden #mtleg moment? the deafening silence after you finish talking and aren’t sure if:
- everyone thinks your contribution profound
- you were on mute the whole time
- people are quietly messaging very unflattering memes about you.

#mtleg #memegirls

[Alt Montana Leg @roguemtleg]

.#mtleg rules committee: does anyone have any questions?
montana:

[Alt Montana Leg @roguemtleg]

we.... what? but.... #mtleg #mtpol #mtpsc

[Alt Montana Leg @roguemtleg]

they say in comedy “timing is everything”. so just. 👏🏻......👏🏻......👏🏻. #mtpol