Being a 25 year old female with a stomach bug is annoying because everyone I tells first response is “are you sure you aren’t pregnant?” Like yeah I’m very sure thanks
When you’re feeling relaxed because you’ve booked your wedding venue and photographer and on the same day they both tell you they’ve accidentally booked someone else for that day already 🙃🙃🙃 so let the stress start all over again
Just thinking of the time I went to a vegan restaurant and a Karen sat at the table next to me and was upset because there weren’t any eggs on the menu
My toxic trait is thinking I have to adopt every homeless cat I see and then being upset for days when I realize I can’t save them all and then the cycle continues with every new cat I see...
I’m finally going to the doctor tomorrow because I possibly broke a bone in my foot 10 months ago... I take this procrastinating thing a bit too seriously
Famous American YouTuber: “I will report you to your place of work if I don’t see you posting about American politics, no matter where you are in the world. You need to care what is happening here”
Same youtuber when South Africa is in chaos: