Final Blame List for why the Astros were terrible
• Joe Espada
• Jim Crane
• Jeff Bagwell
•Not enough hype videos from Bonda
• OGs like Archbishop Deshais who just fell off the face of the earth
• Hunter Brown
• Tatsuya Imai
• Sousa, King, Weiss and other bullpen bed shitters
• Altuve’s defense
• Varsho signing
• Trammel, Wade, and the various bum ass outfielders
• Cam Smith
• Correa’s dainty ankle
• Busted up and broken starters like Ronel Blanco, Javier, Arrighetti and Lance
• Josh Miller
• Jeff Passan
• Ken Rosenthot
• Texans OL
• Nick Caley
• Blum, Kalas and Julia off days
• Dana Brown
• not enough promotional tshirts from Apollo Media (but Ram Shirts, yall are good)
• Astros fans blocked by Chandler and Tags
• Astros fans who block other Astros fans for no reason whatsoever
• Jeremy Peña errors
• Not keeping Dubón cause vibes
• The disappearance of Joey Loperfido
• Christian Walker
• Crawford Boxes specials that other teams hit but we can never seem to
• Removing Tal’s Hill
• VP of Marketing booth interviews
• Yolanda
• Giles
• Ken Paxton, Talerico and all politicians
• Lina Hidalgo and her Rhythm Nation outfit
• Anyone who golfs with Jim Crane
• Brisket prices
• The Wave
• Yainer Diaz
• 790 Callers