Rohail Ali

No matter how far I go
And no matter how long it takes
No one or nothing can change
Forever yours here I stand - Be Rohailian

[Rohail Ali @rohail_ali7]

When Sajjad Shah Ji says "Table Bottom waalon ki izzat karo".

Le me 👇🏽🤣
#BeRohailian

[Rohail Ali @rohail_ali7]

I understand this position now 🥴 #BeRohailian

[Rohail Ali @rohail_ali7]

"Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's the fattest of them all?"

Magic Mirror: "You My Lord!"

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#BeRohailian

[Rohail Ali @rohail_ali7]

Nida samajh gayi.
Babar na samjha 😭 #PSL #BeRohailian

[Rohail Ali @rohail_ali7]

Agr apke dost ne yeh baatein ap se nahi kin to who apka dost hi nahi 😁

1. Yar Crypto Sikhana!
2. Yar Business shuro karte hen
3. Mein itna mota nhi hun, bone-weight ziyada hai
4. Yar Crypto mein invest kiya? 😋

#BeRohailian

[Rohail Ali @rohail_ali7]

Ab Karachi ka bs ek maqsad
Lahore se Badlaa 💪🏽💪🏽 #PSL #BeRohailian

[Rohail Ali @rohail_ali7]

After witnessing Champions Trophy 2025. Le Me 👇🏽 #BeRohailian

[Rohail Ali @rohail_ali7]

After witnessing Champions Trophy 2025. Le Me 👇🏽🤮 #BeRohailian

[Rohail Ali @rohail_ali7]

If Pakistan wins tomorrow, it'll be an upset! 🇵🇰🇮🇳
#ICC #iccchampionstrophy2025 #BeRohailian

[Rohail Ali @rohail_ali7]

Today's word. What the Sheet!!
#ChampionsTrophy #BeRohailian

[Rohail Ali @rohail_ali7]

Dear Panadol Extra. You should have work Extra. Right? 😕😕😕

#SevereMigraine #Tired #BeRohailian

[Rohail Ali @rohail_ali7]

My condition these days.
Wife: Suniye uth jayen subha hogayi.
Me: Kia stadiums ready hogaye? 😳😱

#BeRohailian

[Rohail Ali @rohail_ali7]

It's Official. Saudi Arabia is the host of FIFA WORLD CUP 2034 🏆#BeRohailian

[Rohail Ali @rohail_ali7]

When someone says "Yar aap itnay young writer hain? " this is how I feel 👇🏽🥴 #BeRohailian

[Rohail Ali @rohail_ali7]

When my readers read my book and likes them. Me 👇🏽#BeRohailian

[Rohail Ali @rohail_ali7]

Agar koi Auntie poochay beta ghar mien sab theak hai? To mien kia answer dunga?

Ans: Anti-Sep-Tic Hai 😋

#BeRohailian

[Rohail Ali @rohail_ali7]

Michael Jackson:
All I wanna say that, they don't really care about us.

Anu Malik copies:
Neela Dupatta Peela Suit, kahan chali to dil ko loot!

🤦🏽‍♂️ #BeRohailian

[Rohail Ali @rohail_ali7]

انسان باکمال ہو تو گودھ میں رکھا ہوا پودہ بھی علمیت کا انداز لگتا ہے۔

#BeRohailian

[Rohail Ali @rohail_ali7]

Potato 🥔 ne tomato 🍅 ko phone 📞 par kia kaha?

Ans: Whats TA-Matter? 😋

#BeRohailian

[Rohail Ali @rohail_ali7]

Q: Potato phone call utha ke kia bolay ga?🥔

A: Aalooo?? 🥔

🙃

#BeRohailian