Rohan Bhanot

your 9 to 5 is a prompt i haven't written yet.
Toronto · @gethollrr @arosplatforms

[Rohan Bhanot @rohanbhanot]

you buy something online. 5 days later it's 20% cheaper

a lot of stores will refund the difference if you ask inside their window. almost nobody asks

so i built a bot that watches everything i've bought and tells me when i'm owed money back

try it free: https://t.co/YIBDZNuXF7

[Rohan Bhanot @rohanbhanot]

microsoft took outlook down a day early so nobody would have to answer emails during the apocalypse

honestly the most considerate thing they've done all year https://t.co/vA2pUwevV3

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Resurfaced 1960 scientific study predicted the world would end tomorrow — November 13, 2026 — due to uncontrollable human population growth.

[Rohan Bhanot @rohanbhanot]

hackers used 4,837 stolen github accounts this week to probe 61,764 repos.

aikido says the payload then ran in at least 1,835 of them, and 92% of the probe pull requests are still sitting open.

search your org for a pr titled "docs: dependency audit notes". if you find one, rotate everything that workflow could touch.

[Rohan Bhanot @rohanbhanot]

@Righteousbeing7 code isn't that safe either. yolo in a repo with a .env and a logged in cloud cli can do more damage than a bad email

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@0x_Punisher @CrawlScan_ yeah support at 11pm eats whatever you blocked for building. are you batching bug reports into one slot a day or still answering live

[Rohan Bhanot @rohanbhanot]

@calvinluttrell approve every action gets rubber stamped by day three though. i'd keep deletes always asking and let edits on my own tickets through

[Rohan Bhanot @rohanbhanot]

@alvelda @amasad own machine is the easy part. the hard part is when it needs prod creds to debug and someone just pastes the real key in at 2am

[Rohan Bhanot @rohanbhanot]

a house staffer told politico today: "there goes a day of legislative work"

city hall in dallas couldn't email the public. same for the government in newfoundland and the city of st. john's. school offices told parents to call campus. a hospital system warned that messages to patients might be delayed

downdetector peaked at nearly 140,000 outlook reports, and the ai tools sitting on top of microsoft 365 went quiet too

this is what it looks like when email is the spine of the workday and one company owns the spine

[Rohan Bhanot @rohanbhanot]

@nileshghai probably nobody yet in most stacks. i'd link on the refund or order id instead of the caller, agents can show up from any number

[Rohan Bhanot @rohanbhanot]

@ArdenBuilds the only multi agent setup i'd trust in prod is boring. one writes, another only reviews the diff. agent armies are mostly demos

[Rohan Bhanot @rohanbhanot]

@jazf this is what keeps me up with shared boxes. i'd at least split logins per agent so one poisoned page can't reach the bank session

[Rohan Bhanot @rohanbhanot]

@ahamam101 depends what it touches. a copy tweak ships tonight. anything near payments or migrations waits till monday and a real read of the diff

[Rohan Bhanot @rohanbhanot]

@zachlloydtweets measurable how though? lines merged is easy to count and mostly meaningless. i'd want reverted PRs and review time in there

[Rohan Bhanot @rohanbhanot]

@frogman263 path globs mostly, plus any lockfile or package.json change. anything under auth or middleware gets the extra pass. crude but cheap

[Rohan Bhanot @rohanbhanot]

@faraujoj @vercel curious how it handles a login wall or captcha mid run. that's usually where browser agents just sit there spinning

[Rohan Bhanot @rohanbhanot]

@Galo2027 the scarier version is an agent that skips the lit search and someone writes the press release anyway. who caught the 2025 paper, a human?

[Rohan Bhanot @rohanbhanot]

microsoft 365 went down today. outlook, teams, onedrive, even copilot

the wild part: it wasn't a traffic spike. servers failed their own automated health checks, got pulled out of service, and the rest buckled under the extra load

the system built to keep things up is what took them down

our take: if your whole company runs on one vendor, you don't have a backup plan, you have a hope

keep a second way to reach your team, keep the docs you can't lose somewhere you can open offline, and don't assume the AI assistant works when the email doesn't

@Microsoft

[Rohan Bhanot @rohanbhanot]

@DrewWakefield5 i'd never let them touch the same branch at once. one writes, the other only reviews, and commit before every switch so you can roll back

[Rohan Bhanot @rohanbhanot]

@joelmoss @Railway curious what a review costs you now vs copilot. a fresh claude code sandbox per PR doesn't sound cheap either once the big ones hit

[Rohan Bhanot @rohanbhanot]

@Voxyz_ai kinda agree but i'd keep the why comments. the one explaining a weird constraint is usually what stops the agent from "fixing" it