@y_alibhai Excellent and poignant article, @y_alibhai
However, it would be remiss of me not to point out that you are an equal monster to those you rightly berate here.
@jitendravyas I have the one with the net.
Oddly, every time you sit in it, it _shaves_ your clothes. After a few months, you find lint in the back of all your favourite jumpers.