rohan

if youre lookin for humor youve come to the wrong place 🤘 '21 he/him/his

[rohan @rohantics]

livin my most idiotic life

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse]

The Taco Bell drive thru at 1 am will have a $200k Mercedes S65 waiting right behind a ‘96 Cavalier that’s never had the oil changed followed by a moped ridden by three people. All craving the same thing: to Live Más. Truly the last great melting pot of class in this country.

[skylar's bionicle tweets @teslaaccord]

i'm at Legoland tying my shoe and I hear this kid say thank you for your service and I look up and he's saluting a fucking Bionicle statue.

[rohan @rohantics]

@AnusriShah r u tom holland

[Dr. Jeff Computers @JeffMyspace]

This is quite possibly the greatest use of the public domain I have ever seen

[Pukicho @pukicho]

I may not have traditional intelligence but I do have Cave Smarts

[rohan @rohantics]

@Haywyremusic @ginadesic 👁👁

[rohan @rohantics]

@anirudhgoyal_05 glad to hear it turned out fine and these are some solid tips 🙂 stay safe man!

[rohan @rohantics]

@ginadesic ur telling me u dont use the canvas inbox feature to keep up with all ur friends??

[rohan @rohantics]

@k8eym8ey @AnusriShah yeah the canned ones are cool cause you dont even have to bake them u can just eat them raw

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

date: what do u do

me: i race horses

date: have u been successful

me: no they are much faster

[rohan @rohantics]

@AnusriShah sometimes being a poetic cowboy is enough 🤧🤧🤧

[rohan @rohantics]

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[rohan @rohantics]

@MaruthG live footage of me explaining the runtime of my algorithm in an interview

[rohan @rohantics]

@ginadesic right next to the like and comment buttons it looks like this: 🔄

[rohan @rohantics]

@menghaniryan hey cut it some slack nobodys perfect

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

imagine being the CEO of spirit halloween. you only work a single month a year and you make 10 billion dollars. your only job is sell skeleton. life is good.

and then some FUCKER from HOME DEPOT says “we are going to make one taller than god.”

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

please, Mr. Brightside is my father. you can call me a cab, while he’s having a smoke, and she’s taking a drag, now they’re going to bed and my stomach is-

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

where do monkys go on there vacation

monky mountain

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

almo