tonk

[David KC @DavidMuttering]

She sells Shell shares, screws the seashore?

[Hugh Brechin @HughRBrechin]

going to apply 'I have a solution: wolves' to as many contexts as possible

[Vittoria @vitt2tsnoc]

This is still the funniest thing I've ever seen

[Christopher Smets @CWSmets]

I think about this Tom Waits story all the time.

[tonk @rohitkumar]

he’s a know liar mate - should look into the chap

[Aaron Bastani @AaronBastani]

@jimterest We can only go on what he’s saying - certainly. If what he’s saying is the truth it’s a dangerous precedent - and builds on some pretty extraordinary stuff we’ve seen in Canada in last few years.

[tonk @rohitkumar]

place is full of cunts m8, you’ll fit right in

[tonk @rohitkumar]

Whaaa hes a baddie fam.

[tonk @rohitkumar]

Liars

[Department of Health and Social Care @DHSCgovuk]

The BMA has demanded a 35% pay rise for junior doctors.

Here's their current average pay rates at different levels.

https://t.co/ihM6HxcS2Q

[… @mrmuskisacunt]

Captain Tom’s daughter will be out spreading salt on her allotment this morning.

[Seán Ó Raghallaigh @RaghallaighJ]

That would be the famine, Joe

[tonk @rohitkumar]

@MindFreedom6 @notsofast When it stops just say “continue”

[tonk @rohitkumar]

What a mong

[ITV News @itvnews]

Liz Truss is set to deliver a speech blaming 'woke culture' for high taxes https://t.co/xmMCnV61FU

[RondelleHobbs @RondelleHobbs]

the dalai lama is bald. coincidence?

[RondelleHobbs @RondelleHobbs]

if the dalai lama had asked me to suck his tongue i would have simply said ‘no thanks nonce the only thing that sucks around here is your dress’ then pull a massive wheelie on my bmx and tear the frick outta there

[Aunt Babe @babesmithh]

Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox at couples counselling

[Dr. Ad Hoc @Brotinus]

Just learned that the dude in this video who gets sent to fetch ingredient for Sophia Coppola's daughter has a PhD in ancient philosophy