Roh-wit

Perennially trying to identify the news from the noise.. punster galore.

[Roh-wit @rohitthinks]

@flyspicejet - Have heard of misplaced bags - but your ground staff decided to try something unique for a change and stole the basic zipped plastic cover off my bag! Wah bhai Wah!

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@ajith27 @RenacidoAlpha Definitely ridden by a psych-list

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@rue_du_four @paras_havefun @asabatical Aah, the innocence of youth..

[Roh-wit @rohitthinks]

@DrSJaishankar Respected Jaishankarji.. is there any chance of me being able to reach US to complete cremation rites of my mother who has passed away a few hours back? Would be grateful for any help.

[Roh-wit @rohitthinks]

@MEAIndia Dear Randhirji, is there any way of me being able to reach US to complete cremation rites of my mother who has passed away a few hours back? Would be grateful for any help.

[Roh-wit @rohitthinks]

#SRHvsPBKS #ipl

[Roh-wit @rohitthinks]

IN THE HUT. 🐱

[Mufaddal Vohra @mufaddal_vohra]

CAPTAIN MS DHONI IS BACK. �

[Roh-wit @rohitthinks]

Aus loses a semi final, Pak loses a final. #AUSvIND

[Suhas Bharadwaj @srbharadwaj]

This is Jason Holder's journey that day.. a stat that's hard to fathom..
1-1-0-0
2-1-5-0
3-2-5-1
4-2-8-1
5-2-9-1
6-2-17-1
7-2-29-1
8-2-40-1
9-2-74-1
10-2-104-1

[Roh-wit @rohitthinks]

#Khawaja today.. #BGT2025

[Roh-wit @rohitthinks]

@airvistara Sorry, but simply need to reply to your bot msg. Delay owing to late incoming arrival was 15 mins, the rest of it is owing to the faulty planning I’ve mentioned above. I am here, you aren’t - so trust me.

[Roh-wit @rohitthinks]

@airvistara Would like to meet your incharge who decided its alright to delay UK970 Bom-Del Monday morning flight to accommodate handbags of onward-Frankfurt bound passengers from another flight. Thanks. #fail

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Gold’s gone imho.. Neeraj’s never thrown 90m, let alone 92.. #Olympics

[Roh-wit @rohitthinks]

Animal part 2, Lord Bobby entry..

[Sheel Mohnot @pitdesi]

This video of Kathleen Ledecky balancing chocolate milk on her head while swimming is more impressive to me than her seven Olympic gold medals

[Roh-wit @rohitthinks]

@PurelyFootball Wouldn’t even win the United Kingdom.

[Roh-wit @rohitthinks]

@Aditi_Nit Rohit

[Roh-wit @rohitthinks]

@wolfofx How does that math work? Mortality beyond 100%.. donors being killed as well?

[Roh-wit @rohitthinks]

Can lightning hit thrice? #SRHvDC #IPL2024

[Roh-wit @rohitthinks]

The headline.. Get some coffee, Alan Jose John! 😀