Roisin Breathnach

word vomit.

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I think carrots SHOULD be green

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Lesson learned, next time I wish more people I know would watch figure skating, I won't use a cursed monkeys paw 😭

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this one is for the costume design/wardrobe department girlies fyi

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🎼my life, my love and my ladyy, is fabreeze~

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one thing I’ve learned in life is that American women love boots

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dunno how people can listen to true crime podcasts I get upset watching ice age when that squirrel can’t eat the acorn

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Love when I'm waiting to cross the road at a pedestrain light and it's coincindentaly all women waiting too. It's like, beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep let's go girls

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watching random passersby stop to pspspsp at my neighbours' incredibly fat cat gives me hope for humanity

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we sent a customer an email but he put his phone into Irish so he couldn't read it so I told him the info in English and then he gave out to me in English for not speaking Irish I fucking love customer service yes it was a tcd email address

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fav customer of the day is the one who asked us if their freind was still at their hotel. like yes I'm psychic but not in that way buddy text your mate yourself

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@everyone in the covid-19 vaccination centre: we going out after, or?

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people genuinely do be taking out 1-2 ice cubes at a time then putting the tray back in ... don't get me started on people who put water in while there's still ice thus making the whole thing useless...

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The amount of grown ass adults who don't know how to use an ice cube tray is genuinely mind boggling

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Impressionism isn't an art style France just looks like that

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Been having a lot of conversations about Lino recently. Like lately everyone I talk to is just very into Linoleum. I like Lino too so it all works out.

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every moment of my life has been lived in the longing that someone will want to play fancy dress with me

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Halloween. Cosplay. Theme Party. LARPing. An elaborate prank.Please guys lets just play dress up!!!! why does everyone hate fancy dress?? why does everyone SUCK?

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maybe it is just this extra large oat milk cappuccino but boy i just think you’re all swell