Walter “Cooter” Coots

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[Walter “Cooter” Coots @roidfoidenjoyer]

@Mike_Pence No one is reading all that, mike. It’s over, pack it in, and head out to pasture, you’re absolutely finished. You couldn’t possibly be more irrelevant if you tried, you’re a dummy and, quite frankly, a colossal loser. History doesn’t remember losers mike, go home, you’re cooked.

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

Alexander the Great
Napoleon
Donald Trump

[Walter “Cooter” Coots @roidfoidenjoyer]

We’re all getting one of these when Vance wins btw

[Foid (approbative) @DeusFoid]

Guntober

[Walter “Cooter” Coots @roidfoidenjoyer]

HOW DOES HE DO IT

[Hyjinx @Hyjinx48]

“TRUMP OCEAN”

[E @animeb3trayals]

I have something racial to say

[Walter “Cooter” Coots @roidfoidenjoyer]

ALL WOMEN SHOULD BE BUSHMAXXING

[Walter “Cooter” Coots @roidfoidenjoyer]

They’re calling it the worst dating advice in history. This wouldn’t have played in 2006, all of this would be absolute social suicide in 2026, fast track to literally never dating a girl within hundreds of miles of wherever you decided to do this at, comically out of touch

[Chris Hatch @Dirtdog]

Attention Young Men:

I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it.

Step 1: Stop playing video games

Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up

Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)

Step 4: Go clean your car

Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class

Step 6: Go to the yoga class

Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)

Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.

Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.

Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.

Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.

Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.

Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you.

My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.

[Walter “Cooter” Coots @roidfoidenjoyer]

He can’t keep getting away with this!!

[ADONIS @adonispara]

Last night a woman like that at the bar wouldn’t stop looking at me. so i went over and started talking. she tells me to go to the back. puts her hands on me. then stops. she goes “I can’t.” points over my shoulder. I turn and see Bibi Netanyahu, with a drink, watching

[Patrick J. Wolf @PatWolf]

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Friday

[Walter “Cooter” Coots @roidfoidenjoyer]

The world we grew up can be rebuilt on the bones of our enemies

[Insider Wire @InsiderWire]

#BREAKING: U.S. suspends Microsoft’s PERM program; JD Vance says “you’ve got to hire American workers.”

[Walter “Cooter” Coots @roidfoidenjoyer]

It’s my birthright to colonize the moon

[Walter “Cooter” Coots @roidfoidenjoyer]

Standing by awaiting orders to lead this colonial expedition to the moon🫡

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

America will establish a permanent presence on the moon. 🚀🌕

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Life is dramatically better when you live outside your head

[Walter “Cooter” Coots @roidfoidenjoyer]

Call me an 18 year old in 2001 the way I’m ready to die for that bush

[dasha @dash_eats]

Bull call

[Lemón 🍋 @cigarettesummer]

POV: it’s October again and the cops never found the body of the person you killed three years ago

[Walter “Cooter” Coots @roidfoidenjoyer]

POV: you’re a sensitive young man chilling and drinking in the comfort of your frat house with your brothers when redhead Randy Savage kicks down the door and rapes everyone in sight

[Walter “Cooter” Coots @roidfoidenjoyer]

white boy winter draws near

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Sen. Chuck Schumer: “Our ultimate goal” is to give every illegal alien citizenship.

[Leader John Thune @LeaderJohnThune]

Donald Trump should withdraw and Mike Pence should be our nominee effective immediately.

[Tony Rigatoni @tonyrigatonee]

This guy is creating a generational izzat debt