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[JL @JLnow2]

So they just set up Mel to hate Luke on sight. Being late, forgetting the rings, the chewing gum & his vows.

Jesus Christ things go wrong at weddings!!! Blame the producers also.

#MAFS #MAFSAU

[Hero @hierohero1]

Mel, the fairytale you pictured for yourself is a complete fantasy and I can see why you’ve been single for 5 years. The pink shit sounds insane. #mafs #mafsau

[Brian Dempsey @BrianMullya23]

Little baby girl all grown up. Happy 21st Orlaith🥳

[Leah Tiscione @LeahTiscione]

Why are they called kegels and not pussups

[Roisín Ní Dhiomasaigh @roisindempsey_]

@TheKidMurray Good day ahead of you on the beer so 🍻

[Roisín Ní Dhiomasaigh @roisindempsey_]

@A_King_Made @BrianMullya23 this is 100% you

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

Sid from Ice Age be like...

[Roisín Ní Dhiomasaigh @roisindempsey_]

@TheKidMurray Hope you just walked away 😂😂

[Wez @Big_Wezza]

Don't use the toilet on your break time. Do that on company time.

[Roisín Ní Dhiomasaigh @roisindempsey_]

@BrianMullya23 @sean2011dempsey @ColIegeStudent 😂😂 you can feel the disappointment in this hahaha! There’s still hope for @orlaith_dempsey to make you proud! No drop out or repeats with her I reckon

[JK @j4keknight]

Me lying to my mum about how I caught Father Christmas in our living room

[Roisín Ní Dhiomasaigh @roisindempsey_]

I wonder what age I’ll be when my initial thought to hearing about a pregnancy of a friend or someone I know will be ‘congratulations’ instead of ‘oh fuck’… bear in mind I’m 27 now

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Unpopular opinion: "The customer is always right" is one of the most toxic phrases in business and needs to be retired forever.

[James Kavanagh @JamesKavanagh_]

I’d rather feel my way through the dark and possibly dislocate my big toe on a corner than turn on the big light. No lamps? No light.