Michela Vallone

you can suck a dick, just not mine

[Michela Vallone @rokkerkitten]

In case you're having a bad day

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So many of my friendships have fallen apart since vine shut down

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This is my new favorite thing

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Always a nice thing to hear

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@ginav14 Lauren https://t.co/9yALrKhr4g

[Election Acknowledger @dorseyshaw]

This is the best internet video I've ever seen

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@lordnegrodamus https://t.co/a9Tj8iTd4x

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

Be careful out there

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Mom thoughts

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In case you're having a bad day part 2

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Dear @BuzzFeed stop trying to be progressive by saying "white people ruin everything"
And these dishes were created by "white people" first

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Shiiiiiiiit why aren't people thankful when I reveal my stomach rolls
???????

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@mdun97 lol thanks Mary!!

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The most fucked up thing about this election to me is that if Obama had been accused of sexual assault he would have never been elected

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People who don't support BLM because "all lives matter" are the same douchebags who think feminism isn't about gender equality

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My dogs in physical therapy
Look at her...

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I have many talents

Properly timing my exit passed the air dryers after a car wash is not one of them

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Wait, they aren't the same person¿? https://t.co/SbatO9pCpX

[Miss Teen USA @MissTeenUSA]

These are your TOP 5 #MissTeenUSA contestants!

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@rerch97 @rinn_27@LawlerJenna @LindseyJurkovic @haileycorcoran @hannahxstaubin @AshleyMerrill22 @DatAshley33 oh damn