Roland

[Roland @RolandUnwind]

@HaydenUnwind anyone by Connor

[Roland @RolandUnwind]

@StarkeyUnwind @HaydenUnwind RT RT RT RT!!!

[Roland @RolandUnwind]

#HappyBirthdayNeal

[Roland @RolandUnwind]

@HaydenUnwind you used a shit emoji for me?

[Roland @RolandUnwind]

@HaydenUnwind @ConnorUnwind called it back in the basement

[Roland @RolandUnwind]

@CamUnwholly I'M still here!

[Hayden Upchurch @HaydenUnwind]

"I wanna play a game" I say in a creepy-horror voice. RT if interested

[Roland @RolandUnwind]

@ConnorUnwind @HaydenUnwind @haycontbh

[NealShusterman @NealShusterman]

Here's a familiar unwinding scene (sorry @RolandUnwind), as creepily illustrated by Uzbekistani reader Shakha Saliev:

[Roland @RolandUnwind]

@NealShusterman EVERYTIME

[AMS @xzaynbishx]

@RolandUnwind i cried when u where unwond

[Roland @RolandUnwind]

@RisaUnwind Hopefully unwound.

[UNIS @UnwindUNIS]

I am your fully automated Unwinding Intelli-System, but you can call me UNIS.

[Roland @RolandUnwind]

Im actually not here

[Roland @RolandUnwind]

@HaydenUnwind @RisaUnwind @BamUnWholly1 Really Hayden you should just feel lucky that any girl might like you. It's rare.

[Roland @RolandUnwind]

@Antidivisonal I know you do

[Ronald's Babe @Antidivisonal]

I love you @RolandUnwind

[Roland @RolandUnwind]

@SoniaUnwind @HaydenUnwind @RhiannonDanae @ConnorUnwind @RisaUnwind @StarkeyUnwind and she's done it ever since

[Roland @RolandUnwind]

@HaydenUnwind I DO NOT

[Roland @RolandUnwind]

Don't touch that. Don't grab this. GOD CONNOR ITS MY HAND TOO YA KNOW