ross

[ross @roldaddy_flex]

@TCleveland_44 You better fix that wall before my dad gets home, he’s not gunna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came busting through the wall

[ross @roldaddy_flex]

I mean seriously, a sickness that has over a 95 percent recovery rate and you’re telling me I’m suppose to get all bent out of shape and change my daily routine because of it. Gimme a break people

[ross @roldaddy_flex]

About 3,300 people die every singe day in car accidents and only 112 people have died from this stupid virus in the US. What’s next we take everyone’s driving privileges away? It’s people like this and the media that are making my brain hurt.

[Madison Jo @MadisonJo313]

I feel so much secondhand embarrassment for people that still went on spring break trips and are posting pictures with captions joking about social distancing/getting sick. People are dying and you should have stayed home.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Shoots, scores, celebrates 🦌

(via @thatgirlondeck)

[ross @roldaddy_flex]

I cast my Heisman ballot for #JalenHurts! Click the player you think deserves the Heisman House vote. (📍@NissanUSA)

[ross @roldaddy_flex]

@bassfrogg LeAvE tHeN

[ross @roldaddy_flex]

@TannerMiller3 @barstoolsports @HobosBarstool Is it still there I wanna go grab it 😂

[ross @roldaddy_flex]

First ever muffler beer bong 🤘🏼😂 someone tag this kid #HoboDay @barstoolsports @HobosBarstool

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
The quill has never felt more heavy. I have made the decision to holster my sidearm permanently. I shall battle no more. The decision is difficult, but, as the hogs taught me, I must be true to myself. I am coming home to care for you and the farm.
— Andrew

[ross @roldaddy_flex]

Be my wife pls @ellieringpop

[syd @sydmarieeee]

some people just really know how to piss me tf off 😭 pls leave me alone forever bye

[Shey Cleveland @shey_bae0225]

*puts to much tanning lotion on*

“I look like a fucking honey bun” -@roldaddy_flex

[ross @roldaddy_flex]

@GalacticChoo @stu_beck51 I swear to drunk im not god

[ross @roldaddy_flex]

@sarawaldner_ Always :)

[Shey Cleveland @shey_bae0225]

Me: Ross, how many days in a row have you been drinking?
Ross: 8 months...
@roldaddy_flex

[ross @roldaddy_flex]

@TCleveland_44 @samohara44 I can’t believe I just wasted all my real time reading these tweets

[jboogie @SonnyManziel318]

@stu_beck51 @32Paulson32 didn't actually do blackface. He was set up by @roldaddy_flex

[ross @roldaddy_flex]

@32Paulson32 @SonnyManziel318 @stu_beck51 I was ignorant to the fact that it might cause a National stir up. I do apologize I really should be kicked out of school for this