Randy Oldham

I love eggs.

[Randy Oldham @roldham]

@aliversluis @adr @MissEviEvelyn My voicemail: "You've reached Randy Oldham, the fastest way to reach me is via email. If you'd still like to leave a message, please do so at the tone"

[Randy Oldham @roldham]

@RogersHelps my cellphone service is showing "emergency calls only". Is the cell network down in guelph?

[Randy Oldham @roldham]

@adr Genutax is free and pretty good.

[Randy Oldham @roldham]

@aliversluis Is your new job running errands? ;)

[quay🕴🏽 @quayyoungg]

YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW WE STARTIN NOVEMBER OFF

[Calum Shanlin @calumshanlin]

Schitt's Creek, but make it the Golden Girls

[Randy Oldham @roldham]

@RogersHelps goes in loop;takes you to a post in the forum (a), with a link to click to check the status of the services in your area, which takes you to a 2 forum posts (b) one of which is ROGERS SERVICE INTERRUPTIONS and clicking that takes you back to the initial post (a).

[Jason Gregor @JasonGregor]

Kudos to whoever made this. The brilliance of finding the perfect song for each fall was outstanding. I laughed so hard at 1:00 and then at 1:33. Thank you for making this. https://t.co/CevrZT0rOv

[Randy Oldham @roldham]

@Citybrarian Can I play Sharon, the disgruntled mom with the gifted child who plays alone and eats sand?

[Randy Oldham @roldham]

@archivalistic You have always been so scandalous :)

[Randy Oldham @roldham]

@MattBellassai Stop you? I'll be Julie to your Julia and help cook the fuck out of this schiznit!

[Cats Against Humanity™ @CatsVsHumanity]

Tips for a happier life:

• Be yourself

• Wear sunscreen

• Treat people & animals with respect

• Find your passions

• Get maintenance done on your car

• Go to the dentist regularly

• Stand up for yourself

• Appreciate quality shits

• Don't be a fucking asshole

[Randy Oldham @roldham]

@danielleganza Elagently smash was the name of my band in highschool.

[Amy Stuart @AmyfStuart]

Average family income, Canada:
1975: 50k
2015: 70k

Average house price, Toronto:
1975: 60k
2015: ~700k

Average tuition costs, Canada:
1975: $550
2015: $6200

Remember these numbers next time you tell someone younger than you that it just comes down to hard work.

[Randy Oldham @roldham]

@ryregier You already broke rule 1.

[Randy Oldham @roldham]

@tararobertson @aliversluis To be fair tho...I'm a gay loonie and I've been around for a while :)

[Picard Tips @PicardTips]

Picard management tip: Don't let a crew member's age blind you to their skill level, in either direction.

[Randy Oldham @roldham]

@colgoni @McMasterU I still can't believe you started working there at 14 years old!

[Randy Oldham @roldham]

@aliversluis Ahem. This brush seems quite broad. As someone you've recently chatted with about these matters I hope I've provided some solace and empathy, and if not, that you'd let me know otherwise.

[Randy Oldham @roldham]

@Citybrarian My POW does a fair number of things: https://t.co/ShIAec47A9