Ed Rolfe

I used to be an optimist: I'm sure I will be again!
30yrs+ IT Sales wisdom, a Grammar school education & a very quirky personality result in something unique!

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@piersmorgan @_DeclanRice Would you say that if he were still a West Ham player?! 🤪🤣

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@LegacySiu England.

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@rickygervais Based on your stories of brother Bob's mentorship, & his antics at your Father's funeral, you urged: "If you think something funny, just say it"...

I told the Mother of a Down Syndrome child that he looks like her - because she looks mongy.

Thanks, Cunt! 🤪🤣🤣

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@TouchlineX I'm surprised The PL made such a quick decision!!... 🤪🤣

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@honeymoon250 A cunt!?!

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@Matt_Pinner Cooking!?!

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@honeymoon250 Blood spots.

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@rickygervais - I don't think you are giving Rosie Jones the credit she deserves. After all, she has basically stood up and made it okay to laugh at mongs!!

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@lilycoy__ I always used to deliberately run slowly when playing kiss-chase at school...

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@Emily_660 You're wrong, and have been corrected!!

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@rickygervais
Ricky: I'm thinking of joining AA, and thought it would be a laugh to rock into my first meeting absolutely munted. Icing on the cake would be to be to do so whilst drinking a bottle of your booze. Would you please 'sponsor' me?!

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@ohhanxiety And I'll up you with a palindrome... Racecar.

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@ElonmuskWIZ 63

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@PerthGloryFC Was it 11 vs 2?!?!

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@prettyalyssaxo Hi. 💙💙

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@sooyensu I would!! 🤣

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@skarletxfyre Well.... I am hungry!!🤪🤣🤪🤪

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@prettyalyssaxo Hi

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@julzzess I'd rather see a hairy Jack & Danny!! 🤪🤣

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@fullmetalifrit Definitely yes!