John Hunkley Jr.

high life flyer, rainbow rider, straight shootin' son-of-a-gun

[John Hunkley Jr. @roling_ston]

i'm uncle sun and nephew moon, large son rising

[John Hunkley Jr. @roling_ston]

got no change, sorry brotha

[Valuetainment @valuetainment]

JUST IN: Anthropic CEO says AI companies need hundreds of billions in revenue, or they'll go bankrupt.

[Will Self @wself]

https://t.co/Z26gh6zZKs

[Patrick Sullivan @PatchNavillus]

It’s a Rashômonomenon!

[GKIDS Films @GKIDSfilms]

Happy birthday, Masaaki Yuasa. 🎇

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump on rising gas prices during Iran operation: 'If they rise, they rise'

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: BlackRock has put limits on withdrawals from a flagship private credit fund after a surge in redemption request, per Reuters

[John Hunkley Jr. @roling_ston]

@BeeBoBub

[John Hunkley Jr. @roling_ston]

lmao it's a substack

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Welcome to Headquarters, the new Gen-Z led progressive content hub.

[John Hunkley Jr. @roling_ston]

@WhiteAyatollah Incredibly funny that they’ve just agreed to leverage unlimited tax dollars to build the most expensive most fragile solution to generate six more images of “Tifa Lockhart Naked” and send middle American dads into permanent psychosis

[John Hunkley Jr. @roling_ston]

Definitive DS9 Cardassian Epstein rankings

Dukat: not in the files but probably did something worse

Damar: in the files for sure

Garak: in the files (white hat pedophile)

[John Hunkley Jr. @roling_ston]

NYC Bugman: Actually ordering doordash for every meal is better for society and your wallet

NYC Ex-Bugman (NYT Cooking subscriber): It brings you closer to your neighborhood to make gochujang pasta

The Iniquitous Talking Daisy: It's not a crime to party with Jeff Epstein

[John Hunkley Jr. @roling_ston]

@Liamjsm just have to be cool with a lot of winding conversation and pretty dry/dark humor. Also a ton of run on sentences that are basically a recitation of a page in the thesaurus. If you’re in the zone for it I think it’s a middle ground between Vonnegut and Pynchon, leaning Vonnegut

[John Hunkley Jr. @roling_ston]

@cafeviolenza I just called you a moron, you added “arrogant idealogue”

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@cafeviolenza oof, could have fooled me

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@cafeviolenza If you’re just basing it on who you like better Hate to say it dawg but you’re just getting opinions from the Wario of reddit, Pepe simpletons

[John Hunkley Jr. @roling_ston]

@cafeviolenza if something being paid for is your barometer for truth you should probably reevaluate power posters, FBI payroll and LLM tokens ain’t cheap

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Salute! 🫡 to our brave New York City pissers, clearing the sidewalks one hot stream at a time