Jon Clooney

Coffees, doggos, boxing gloves, bike rides, concert halls, tacos, funny people, skis & board sports

[FSUBrando🍢 @FSUBrando]

This guy doing Jon Bernthal has me rolling 😂 “YA SINGLE?!!”

[Jon Clooney @rolladerby_]

@jquatrini Did you know Orlando Bloom is in Black Hawk Down?!

[kimberly @_kimberdiaz___]

throwback to the time i woke up to the most heartfelt messages from my parents and liam gallagher

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

McNulty: I will be the drunkest man who ever lived

Bunk: No. I will

Kima: I am breaking into male-dominated fields such as policing, being drunk, & cheating on your woman 24/7

Herc: [oafish grunting]

Lester: I Am Become The Wire.

[jynxx @bsintheaddict]

white people be like: yeah the strokes are my favorite band

[Jon Clooney @rolladerby_]

For all the cinephiles out there: the best part of Love Story was the final scene with Grace Grummer and Constance Zimmer where i forgot i wasn’t watching The Newsroom

[Wie Dan🍃 @LudditeHacker]

Decline is a terrible disease because the past will always look great with the standards of the present.

[Jon Clooney @rolladerby_]

I may or may not have thought for the last 17 years that Michael B. Jordan’s dad was Michael Jordan

[Jon Clooney @rolladerby_]

Good morning

[Alana Levin @AlanaDLevin]

Genuinely can't think of any other city where this could happen on a random Sunday

New York or nowhere

[Jon Clooney @rolladerby_]

@ARLnowDOTcom This is comedy.

[Jon Clooney @rolladerby_]

Get me the Buck Mason Nuremberg collection

[Jon Clooney @rolladerby_]

There should be nuclear launch codes for this button. I am one martini away from fat fingering a social suicide

[klava @kloudia_tweets]

Moving to NYC to pursue my dream of hanging out with my friends

[Jon Clooney @rolladerby_]

Never forgiving Gen Z for renaming graffiti as “street art”

[Jon Clooney @rolladerby_]

Say what you will, but Kangaroo Jack had the most stacked cast. Please save Hollywood

[David Frum @davidfrum]

Short-term pain for long-term isolation and decline!

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

Me after writing one (1) complete sentence

[Jon Clooney @rolladerby_]

Guys, the bathroom here is nuts