The Immortal Rolla Jones

-I combine words to make a funny.
-Traumatized by the caveman on Spaceship Earth at age 7.
-An angry little skeleton who wants to make the world laugh.
He/Ha

[The Immortal Rolla Jones @RollaJones]

@tomthinks @Sonos This whole system is a joke. Mine can't go one month before disconnecting and causing my whole family a headache. We've tried everything to remedy and Sonos still craps out every time.

[The Immortal Rolla Jones @RollaJones]

@VioletMadness7 How did you get this photo of my first kiss?

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@rilomania247 I'm half-expecting Mark Hamill and Tom Curry to show up.

[The Immortal Rolla Jones @RollaJones]

@rilomania247 I'd wonder who the hell connected to my Chromecast.

[The Immortal Rolla Jones @RollaJones]

@GratThemeParks @Defunctland The part about Fox and Disney having a mutual partner in Coca-Cola had me howling considering how things are now.

[The Immortal Rolla Jones @RollaJones]

What the actual fuck, Viacom?

[Sonic Stadium ✪ Sonic the Hedgehog News & Forums @sonicstadium]

Knuckles has appeared in a new Paramount+ commercial that aired at the Super Bowl.

[The Immortal Rolla Jones @RollaJones]

Odie has to go to Duelist Kingdom.

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@GratThemeParks Twain posting a photo of a frog captioned with "He do a BIIIIIIIG jump!"

[The Immortal Rolla Jones @RollaJones]

@rilomania247 It was only a matter of time. He was drinking hand sanitizer last time I saw him in 2014.

[The Immortal Rolla Jones @RollaJones]

A news story that really isn't news. Ken announced all of this at least two years ago when he made an appearance at SDCC. He's also got a motion comic app in the works with full narration and voice over, though it appeared to be text-to-speech when first shown.

[Sonic Stadium ✪ Sonic the Hedgehog News & Forums @sonicstadium]

Ken Penders is reprinting some Archie Sonic material, apparently. Specifically, the Mobius 25 Years Later stories he wrote. #SonicNews

It will be all Archie material, aside from a final new page. No, we're not sure if this is legal.

Full Story:
https://t.co/ipeGhYY9H6

[The Immortal Rolla Jones @RollaJones]

@CherylBomb1138 "Hwhat..."

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@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN I heard Mr. Ito was a dental assistant when he was younger. Does he own one of these?

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@EricBaudour @mega64 Me too.

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@tssznews Imagine they just do a new dub and score. I wouldn't put it past SEGA.

[Gratuitous Theme Parks @GratThemeParks]

YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST TO READ THIS SHIRT… nor shall you be the last

[The Immortal Rolla Jones @RollaJones]

@ShawnFatfield We're finally getting TABLE TENNIS 2!!!

[The Immortal Rolla Jones @RollaJones]

@YoBlackDevilX 🤔🤔🤔

[The Immortal Rolla Jones @RollaJones]

The best character on the show.

[Video Game Art Archive @gameartarchive]

Mimitch
'64 de Hakken!! Tamagotchi: Minna de Tamagotchi World'
Nintendo 64

[The Immortal Rolla Jones @RollaJones]

@Terribleshoes "Heeeeeey, wanna hear my cover of all the Pokémon theme songs combined?" https://t.co/RRDxUfUd6v