Elizabeth Domine

I don't need a watch. The time is now or never.

[Richard Marx @richardmarx]

Hi. I wish most of you a very pleasant Tuesday evening...but if you think we need “Straight Pride” parades or “White History Month,” could you please go thoroughly fuck yourself, you ignorant shitstain? Thanks ✌🏻❤️

[Jaleesa Johnson @jaleesajohnson_]

I feel like the impeachment campaign needs better PR. I hear sex sells.

RT IF YOU'RE HORNY FOR IMPEACHMENT

[Planned Parenthood Action @PPact]

Abortion is safe and still legal.
Abortion is safe and still legal.
Abortion is safe and still legal.
Abortion is safe and still legal.
Abortion is safe and still legal.
Abortion is safe and still legal.
Abortion is safe and still legal.
Abortion is safe and still legal.

[Elizabeth Domine @rolleramamama]

How has no one ever called the #MFM pet pack the FURderinos!?!? @KarenKilgariff @StevenRayMorris @GHardstark

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

Have you ever been watching an auto race and thought, "I'm only watching this because someone might crash, and it's so tedious, but I don't want to stop watching because I want to see the crash?" Me either. But my whole life is like that now with this administration.

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

Your Daily Affirmation:

I am unfazed by dumbfucks. I am undaunted by dolts. I do not succumb to the stupid. I am a quick bright thing, ready to illuminate the day for
all of the dumb motherfudgers around me. I forgive them, for they clearly know not what the fuck they do.

[Ems @mmemordant]

Note to self: the panic attack is always more exhausting than whatever you're having the panic attack about.

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

As I have often said, and I believe I have done the research to back this up: Jesus doesn’t care if you say motherfucker.

[Ems @mmemordant]

Is there anything more amusing to watch than two narcissists venting to each other? It's like if Alexa argued with Siri.

[Elizabeth Domine @rolleramamama]

https://t.co/rvXluxo3OL

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Congratulations, sir! This dignified, statesman-like tweet is the perfect way to counter the book's narrative that you're an impulsive, childish dimwit. https://t.co/VW1uzqu5pr

[Elizabeth Domine @rolleramamama]

@ErickEvansJokes Do it.

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

Hey, women, retweet if, as just happened to @SenGillibrand, a man has gotten angry with you and called you/implied you are a whore. (I bet we are a large group.)

[Elizabeth Domine @rolleramamama]

You can’t tell me #romance is dead. Did you know that #farting on someone is how you mark your territory?

[Elizabeth Domine @rolleramamama]

“Be kind to your siblings. They’re your best link to the past and the most likely to stand by you in the future.” #everybodyisfree

[Elizabeth Domine @rolleramamama]

Why ARE we here? #existentialcrisismonday

[Elizabeth Domine @rolleramamama]

#Doritos makes an organic version of their nacho cheese flavored chips and they take me IMMEDIATELY back to my childhood in the mid #1980’s.

[Elizabeth Domine @rolleramamama]

@HeidiStrean I JUST SNORT LAUGHED SO HARD THAT IT HURT.

[Heidi @HeidiStrean]

My parents have moved from Love Road to Hope Township.