Chris Short

Fuck you. where's the next beer

[Tom Fream @tfream]

Painful and desperate. #TopGear

[Chris Short @rollersnakes20]

@BBC_TopGear Why didn't you just get steak.

[Chris Short @rollersnakes20]

@Stormzy1....#MERKY

[Drew @DrewySmith10]

Actually dying 😂😂

[Chris Short @rollersnakes20]

Some people just need a slap in the mouth

[Chris Short @rollersnakes20]

@stretchymorris good one twat.

[Chris Short @rollersnakes20]

@dapperlaughs hope you know what your in for tonight haha #ucb

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

Looking forward to a bit of stand up and a bit of a party at @ucbguild tonight!! Going to be a good one!

[Walkabout Birmingham @WalkaboutBrum]

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[West Midlands Police @WMPolice]

We also want you to send us footage showing disorder at the match. If you have anything of note, send it through.

[Chris Short @rollersnakes20]

Get to Walkabout for the rugby. Ucb rugby will get you your drinks!!!!! @ucbnetball1415 @WalkaboutBrum @UCBCheerleading @UCBofficial

[UCB NETBALL @ucbnetball1]

Two big home games today to top off a great season for us... 3rds playing De Montford at 1pm, 2nds playing Worcester at 3pm! 💪🎉 #cakes

[Chris Short @rollersnakes20]

@ucbnetball1415 is the match at maltings

[Chris Short @rollersnakes20]

@anyamarie4 you are a twat haha

[Chris Short @rollersnakes20]

Wouldn't want a warm one. @WalkaboutBrum

[Chris Short @rollersnakes20]

@NH_Promo @WalkaboutBrum @UcbRugby come on England!! Ucb rugby will get you your drinks!

[Chris Short @rollersnakes20]

@WalkaboutBrum sick Wednesday session and cheers for a cheeky free beer 😉✌

[Ashley 10 Wells @Ashleywells232]

Exactly 3 years ago today! via @timehop http://t.co/Jg7Km6ckBo today will be a peaceful bday unlike last three years

[Naughty Horse Promo @NH_Promo]

Big night tonight at @GatecrasherGB for ULTRA!! Buy a ticket by texting 07949360777 for delivery!

[Naughty Horse Promo @NH_Promo]

TONIGHT we are at Electric for our Masquerade Ball! £1 drinks & 3 rooms of music! Txt 07949360777 for ticket delivery