Tom B.

I'm an enthusiast, editor, movie guy, writer, wannabe, and lamest dad on the block.

[Tom B. @Rollic]

I've lost 10 lbs using garcinia now..., try it for free http://t.co/w5uSOBgEel

[Tom B. @Rollic]

@marcmaron is 40 minutes late for his show. Did I seriously just see him head backstage w/ his dinner 5 mins ago?

[Tom B. @Rollic]

Port Guarascio is the favorite vacation spot of Max Louis, Jon Lovitz's character from Newsradio. #sixseasonsandweloveyoudanharmon

[Tom B. @Rollic]

Port Guarascio is the happytown that Chevy goes to in his head, where they let him do schtick all day long.
#sixseasonsandweloveyoudanharmon

[Tom B. @Rollic]

Port Guarascio is a #Community spin-off where Troy and Abed move to Florida to open a hotel w/ Betty White. #sixseasonsandweloveyoudanharmon

[Tom B. @Rollic]

Port Guarascio sounds like the world's worst soap opera. #sixseasonsandweloveyoudanharmon

[Tom B. @Rollic]

@danharmon No need to apologize, Dan. Apparently, it only happened with 1 cable company (mine). I was just spreading my rage. Love the show.

[Tom B. @Rollic]

@danharmon Hey Dan, they didn't show Community in Detroit tonight. They showed a bullshit game show in its place. WTF?

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Ron Paul saw the Mexican guy and it took all his willpower not to break into, "Dear Little Buttercup." #GOPDebate #TweetThePress

[Tom B. @Rollic]

My 4-year-old daughter: "Daddy, is this a hickey or a bruise?" Thanks @katyperry!

[Tom B. @Rollic]

@donaldglover - sure you've already seen this, but Marvel sez YOU'RE the reason we have a non-white Spider-Man. THANKS. http://t.co/q86qM1d

[Tom B. @Rollic]

So if gay porn already exists, why do we need a sequel to 300?

[Aunt Diane @YourAuntDiane]

Everyone in this Sur La Table needs to relax. I'm COMMENTING on public nudity.

[Misflix @misflix]

If you loved Dinner For Five on IFC then you MUST WATCH @Jon_Favreau interview the cast of Cowboys & Aliens. http://t.co/625pffx

[Tom B. @Rollic]

Now with working link! GGT's Electric Truck Wins Multiple Awards at Michigan EV Show http://t.co/lVdrxdv via @Digg #digg #digguser

[Tom B. @Rollic]

GGT's Electric Truck Wins Multiple Awards at Michigan EV Show http://t.co/6NsRnrf via @Digg #digg #digguser #ev #green

[Misflix @misflix]

@rollic went above and beyond in the Dead Time Stories Twitter contest and WROTE a story inspired by a Misflix movie. http://t.co/PZGVKo3

[Tom B. @Rollic]

I think they should get started on a new Harry Potter movie series IMMEDIATELY. Who's with me? Hello?

[Tom B. @Rollic]

http://t.co/NFwXhmI -- If We Had an Emmy Ballot: The Best TV of 2010 to 2011

[Tom B. @Rollic]

Nine-Year-Old Critic Says There’s Too Much Poop in Mr. Popper’s Penguins http://t.co/t077zCg via @Digg