Rollie

Evolving in the modern trenches.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Face @troubleonmymint]

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[Rollie @rollie_flex]

Just putting some Hypurr on your timeline. Hi @HyperliquidX

[Rollie @rollie_flex]

Hey @hypurr_co do you know why @hypurr is erased? OpenSea, Coingecko still pointing there

[ryandcrypto @ryandcrypto]

Highest Hypurr sale just went through for 9,999 $HYPE ($470,000)

Hyperliquid

[Rollie @rollie_flex]

New profile pic. Right-clicked saved an NFT until I get the real one. Still works

[Rollie @rollie_flex]

@VtorVentura1 @FomoedUS Proof that you don’t need to be part of a team or sponsored. The battlefield was the same for all competitors; my bro came to the tournament and took the prize home, fair and square. GG

[Rollie @rollie_flex]

Future of NFTs

[Rollie @rollie_flex]

.@VitalikButerin is going fight club style. bullish?

[Rollie @rollie_flex]

@0xGringo_ Great reading you Gringo. Hopefully we get a better market soon!

[Rollie @rollie_flex]

@Legendaryy bro wants to shoot the ambulance

[Rollie @rollie_flex]

New Goal: get one of those. @HyperliquidX

[9GAGCEO @9gagceo]

Fear not the man that shills 1000 tokens, fear the man that shills one token 1000 times.

[Rollie @rollie_flex]

@0xKiddo Picks a random number: "trust me bro."

[Rollie @rollie_flex]

One thing to consider about $ASTER, aside from the fact that CZ is going to push his coin:
We’ve read that Binance is moving the market and attacking coins (even on-chain with Wintermute, etc.).
Who can go after $ASTER? I don’t see anyone.

[Rollie @rollie_flex]

Bring the pixels back!

[Moonbirds @moonbirds]

the new birb logo

[middo @middocapital]

Barely one month of Hyperliquid.

[Rollie @rollie_flex]

@0xKiddo also Frank

[Solana @solana]

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[Rollie @rollie_flex]

@Memeland @CoinfestAsia @BlvckParis hey @0xKiddo