my mom is so fake we're at a family dinner sitting across from each other and i text her and she yells "what's wrong baby why you wanna leave" LMFA000000 ok lady enjoy the retirement home
Four years ago I bought my wife a small glass bell and told her that she could ring it any time day or night and I would come and pleasure her. That bell has never sounded.
"The pride and winning tradition of the Texas Longhorns will not be entrusted to the weak nor the timid".
Remember this when you sign to Texas please or don't come!
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Hook'Em
The worst feeling for a man is when he tries to have a Conversation with a woman about her behavior that húrts him every day, but instead of listening, she gets angry and turns the situation around on him and makes him look like He's the problem!
Someone said, “Most men can’t tell their wives they’re struggling because it’s like talking to the police. Anything he says will be used against him.” That’s heartbreaking.